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| South Tucson Youth Football - Fall 2017 | ||
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| Dates | September 30, 2017 - TBD | |
| Sport | Football | |
| Game Used | NCAA Football '14, Xbox 360 | |
| Format | League & Playoffs | |
| Participants | 60 | |
| Matches Played | 0 of 317 | |
| History | ||
| Corso Cup 2017 | Fall 2017 | Corso Cup 2018 |
This is the fall 2017 season of South Tucson Youth Football. In the wake of the late Mayor Ingmar Tisdale's 2014 ban of baseball in the warped, terrible safe haven of xenophobes known as South Tucson, Arizona, the community has now decided to force their children into playing football, easily the most violent and dangerous of sports for children to play. In an effort to satiate their bloodlust for yelling obscenities at children and projecting their long-dead hopes and dreams on these young athletes, we will most certainly be covering this on IRM.
The league is comprised of 60 teams in 6 conferences, and is simulated using NCAA Football '14 for XBOX 360. All teams are created using TeamBuilder. Each team has a unique pre-existing playbook for offense and defense. Rosters are set to "Cupcake", with each team having 1 player given a major stat boost, and 2 more players given minor stat boosts. The positions for these boosts were done at random with a fairly even distribution.
Presenters
- Bryan
- & Many More!
Standings
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- ^ - Conference Champion
- * - Division Champion
Schedule
Each team plays 3 non-conference games and 7 conference games, comprising of a 10-game season. As of this season, all 6 conferences have 10 teams, split into 2 divisions. Teams play their 4 division opponents once, and 3 teams from the other division once on a rotating basis from season to season. Division winners meet in an 11th week for the conference championship game.
The post-season is comprised of a 12-team single elimination tournament. The six conference champions are given automatic bids to the tournament, and are joined by six at-large bids, selected by the South Tucson selection committee of drunks and derelicts. The top four seeds receive first round byes, and the higher ranked team will host all playoff games.
Week 1
Bold denotes home team.
| Date | Home | Away | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sep 30 to Oct 1 |
Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse | Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair | ||
| Autopsies by Candice | Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium | |||
| Blind Bob's Firing Range | Mitch's Toys & Guns | |||
| Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm | Ballet Bob's Dance Studio | |||
| Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi | Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items | |||
| Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel | Taxes Roadhouse | |||
| Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars | House of Guffaws Comedy Palace | |||
| Delgrango's Discount Seafood | The Marmalade Shack | |||
| Diddler's Family Restaurant | Crossbow of the Month Club | |||
| Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters | Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park | |||
| Go Pho Yourself | Shifty Lou's Arcade | |||
| Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse | EXTREME Dentistry | |||
| Kathy's Kountry Kookin' | 1-800-BUY-A-DAD | |||
| Kebab Barkers | Holy Balls! | |||
| Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House | Tremor's Pizza | |||
| Pablo's Roadside Tacos | Happy Release Manicures | |||
| Pawn Shop of the Nazarene | The Creamy Surprise | |||
| Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse | Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash | |||
| Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing | Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck | |||
| Second to Naan Curry Shop | Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair | |||
| Septic Tanks for Jesus | Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty | |||
| Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store | The Porneaux Shoppe | |||
| Stations of the Cross Fit | Francois Creperie | |||
| The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet | Danish Lou's Chutney House | |||
| The Horsepussy Saloon | Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care | |||
| Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service | The Mulch Hut | |||
| U-NEED-A CLOWN | Twin Towers Construction | |||
| Welders of the Universe | The Wandering Lush Irish Pub | |||
| World of Shrapnel | Bully Factory Children's MMA | |||
| Yoga For Fatties | Crashzone Trampoline Experience | |||
Week 2
Bold denotes home team.
| Date | Home | Away | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| TBD | 1-800-BUY-A-DAD | The Wandering Lush Irish Pub | ||
| Ballet Bob's Dance Studio | The Porneaux Shoppe | |||
| Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash | World of Shrapnel | |||
| Bully Factory Children's MMA | Twin Towers Construction | |||
| Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm | Autopsies by Candice | |||
| Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi | Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service | |||
| Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel | Delgrango's Discount Seafood | |||
| Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items | Francois Creperie | |||
| Danish Lou's Chutney House | Blind Bob's Firing Range | |||
| Diddler's Family Restaurant | Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars | |||
| EXTREME Dentistry | Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair | |||
| Go Pho Yourself | Crossbow of the Month Club | |||
| Happy Release Manicures | Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse | |||
| Holy Balls! | Crashzone Trampoline Experience | |||
| Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care | Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse | |||
| House of Guffaws Comedy Palace | Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park | |||
| Mitch's Toys & Guns | Stations of the Cross Fit | |||
| Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck | The Creamy Surprise | |||
| Pawn Shop of the Nazarene | Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing | |||
| Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair | Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House | |||
| Second to Naan Curry Shop | Kathy's Kountry Kookin' | |||
| Septic Tanks for Jesus | The Mulch Hut | |||
| Shifty Lou's Arcade | Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters | |||
| Taxes Roadhouse | Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty | |||
| Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium | Pablo's Roadside Tacos | |||
| The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet | The Horsepussy Saloon | |||
| Tremor's Pizza | The Marmalade Shack | |||
| U-NEED-A CLOWN | Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store | |||
| Welders of the Universe | Kebab Barkers | |||
| Yoga For Fatties | Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse | |||
Week 3
Bold denotes home team.
| Date | Home | Away | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| TBD | 1-800-BUY-A-DAD | Pawn Shop of the Nazarene | ||
| Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse | Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House | |||
| Autopsies by Candice | Danish Lou's Chutney House | |||
| Ballet Bob's Dance Studio | Pablo's Roadside Tacos | |||
| Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair | Tremor's Pizza | |||
| Crashzone Trampoline Experience | Diddler's Family Restaurant | |||
| Crossbow of the Month Club | Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi | |||
| Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars | Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm | |||
| Delgrango's Discount Seafood | Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing | |||
| EXTREME Dentistry | Welders of the Universe | |||
| Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty | Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters | |||
| Francois Creperie | Yoga For Fatties | |||
| Happy Release Manicures | Blind Bob's Firing Range | |||
| Holy Balls! | Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair | |||
| Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care | The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet | |||
| House of Guffaws Comedy Palace | Mitch's Toys & Guns | |||
| Kathy's Kountry Kookin' | Septic Tanks for Jesus | |||
| Kebab Barkers | Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items | |||
| Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park | Second to Naan Curry Shop | |||
| Stations of the Cross Fit | Bully Factory Children's MMA | |||
| Taxes Roadhouse | Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store | |||
| Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium | Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel | |||
| The Creamy Surprise | U-NEED-A CLOWN | |||
| The Horsepussy Saloon | Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse | |||
| The Marmalade Shack | Go Pho Yourself | |||
| The Mulch Hut | Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse | |||
| The Porneaux Shoppe | Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash | |||
| The Wandering Lush Irish Pub | World of Shrapnel | |||
| Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service | Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck | |||
| Twin Towers Construction | Shifty Lou's Arcade | |||
Week 4
Bold denotes home team.
| Date | Home | Away | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| TBD | World of Shrapnel | Septic Tanks for Jesus | ||
| Crossbow of the Month Club | Stations of the Cross Fit | |||
| Pawn Shop of the Nazarene | Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse | |||
| Blind Bob's Firing Range | Autopsies by Candice | |||
| The Porneaux Shoppe | Holy Balls! | |||
| Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items | Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel | |||
| The Mulch Hut | Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm | |||
| Yoga For Fatties | Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters | |||
| Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse | House of Guffaws Comedy Palace | |||
| The Marmalade Shack | EXTREME Dentistry | |||
| Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House | Second to Naan Curry Shop | |||
| Francois Creperie | Kebab Barkers | |||
| Go Pho Yourself | Danish Lou's Chutney House | |||
| The Wandering Lush Irish Pub | Happy Release Manicures | |||
| Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck | Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars | |||
| Pablo's Roadside Tacos | Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse | |||
| Tremor's Pizza | The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet | |||
| Diddler's Family Restaurant | Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty | |||
| The Creamy Surprise | Kathy's Kountry Kookin' | |||
| Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store | Delgrango's Discount Seafood | |||
| Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash | Welders of the Universe | |||
| Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair | Ballet Bob's Dance Studio | |||
| Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi | Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing | |||
| Twin Towers Construction | Taxes Roadhouse | |||
| Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair | The Horsepussy Saloon | |||
| Shifty Lou's Arcade | Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service | |||
| Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park | 1-800-BUY-A-DAD | |||
| U-NEED-A CLOWN | Crashzone Trampoline Experience | |||
| Bully Factory Children's MMA | Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care | |||
| Mitch's Toys & Guns | Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium | |||
Week 5
Bold denotes home team.
| Date | Home | Away | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| TBD | Stations of the Cross Fit | The Porneaux Shoppe | ||
| Pawn Shop of the Nazarene | Autopsies by Candice | |||
| Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse | Holy Balls! | |||
| World of Shrapnel | Crossbow of the Month Club | |||
| Septic Tanks for Jesus | Blind Bob's Firing Range | |||
| Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm | The Marmalade Shack | |||
| Yoga For Fatties | House of Guffaws Comedy Palace | |||
| Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters | EXTREME Dentistry | |||
| Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items | The Mulch Hut | |||
| Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel | Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse | |||
| Kebab Barkers | Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck | |||
| Go Pho Yourself | Happy Release Manicures | |||
| Danish Lou's Chutney House | Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars | |||
| Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House | Francois Creperie | |||
| Second to Naan Curry Shop | The Wandering Lush Irish Pub | |||
| The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet | Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store | |||
| Diddler's Family Restaurant | Kathy's Kountry Kookin' | |||
| Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty | Delgrango's Discount Seafood | |||
| Pablo's Roadside Tacos | Tremor's Pizza | |||
| Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse | The Creamy Surprise | |||
| Ballet Bob's Dance Studio | Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair | |||
| Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi | Taxes Roadhouse | |||
| Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing | The Horsepussy Saloon | |||
| Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash | Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair | |||
| Welders of the Universe | Twin Towers Construction | |||
| 1-800-BUY-A-DAD | Mitch's Toys & Guns | |||
| U-NEED-A CLOWN | Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care | |||
| Crashzone Trampoline Experience | Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium | |||
| Shifty Lou's Arcade | Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park | |||
| Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service | Bully Factory Children's MMA | |||
Week 6
Bold denotes home team.
| Date | Home | Away | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| TBD | Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse | Blind Bob's Firing Range | ||
| Holy Balls! | World of Shrapnel | |||
| Autopsies by Candice | Stations of the Cross Fit | |||
| Crossbow of the Month Club | Pawn Shop of the Nazarene | |||
| The Porneaux Shoppe | Septic Tanks for Jesus | |||
| Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters | Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse | |||
| EXTREME Dentistry | Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items | |||
| House of Guffaws Comedy Palace | Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm | |||
| The Mulch Hut | Yoga For Fatties | |||
| The Marmalade Shack | Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel | |||
| Danish Lou's Chutney House | The Wandering Lush Irish Pub | |||
| Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars | Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House | |||
| Happy Release Manicures | Kebab Barkers | |||
| Francois Creperie | Go Pho Yourself | |||
| Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck | Second to Naan Curry Shop | |||
| Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty | The Creamy Surprise | |||
| Delgrango's Discount Seafood | Pablo's Roadside Tacos | |||
| Kathy's Kountry Kookin' | The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet | |||
| Tremor's Pizza | Diddler's Family Restaurant | |||
| Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store | Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse | |||
| Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing | Twin Towers Construction | |||
| The Horsepussy Saloon | Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash | |||
| Taxes Roadhouse | Ballet Bob's Dance Studio | |||
| Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair | Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi | |||
| Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair | Welders of the Universe | |||
| Crashzone Trampoline Experience | Bully Factory Children's MMA | |||
| Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium | Shifty Lou's Arcade | |||
| Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care | 1-800-BUY-A-DAD | |||
| Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park | U-NEED-A CLOWN | |||
| Mitch's Toys & Guns | Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service | |||
Week 7
Bold denotes home team.
| Date | Home | Away | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| TBD | The Porneaux Shoppe | Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse | ||
| Blind Bob's Firing Range | Crossbow of the Month Club | |||
| Septic Tanks for Jesus | Pawn Shop of the Nazarene | |||
| Stations of the Cross Fit | Holy Balls! | |||
| World of Shrapnel | Autopsies by Candice | |||
| The Marmalade Shack | Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters | |||
| Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse | The Mulch Hut | |||
| Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel | Yoga For Fatties | |||
| Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm | EXTREME Dentistry | |||
| Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items | House of Guffaws Comedy Palace | |||
| Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck | Danish Lou's Chutney House | |||
| The Wandering Lush Irish Pub | Francois Creperie | |||
| Second to Naan Curry Shop | Go Pho Yourself | |||
| Kebab Barkers | Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars | |||
| Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House | Happy Release Manicures | |||
| Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store | Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty | |||
| The Creamy Surprise | Tremor's Pizza | |||
| Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse | Diddler's Family Restaurant | |||
| The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet | Delgrango's Discount Seafood | |||
| Pablo's Roadside Tacos | Kathy's Kountry Kookin' | |||
| Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair | Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing | |||
| Twin Towers Construction | Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair | |||
| Welders of the Universe | Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi | |||
| Ballet Bob's Dance Studio | The Horsepussy Saloon | |||
| Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash | Taxes Roadhouse | |||
| Mitch's Toys & Guns | Crashzone Trampoline Experience | |||
| Bully Factory Children's MMA | Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park | |||
| Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service | U-NEED-A CLOWN | |||
| 1-800-BUY-A-DAD | Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium | |||
| Shifty Lou's Arcade | Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care | |||
Week 8
Bold denotes home team.
| Date | Home | Away | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| TBD | Blind Bob's Firing Range | World of Shrapnel | ||
| Crossbow of the Month Club | The Porneaux Shoppe | |||
| Pawn Shop of the Nazarene | Holy Balls! | |||
| Autopsies by Candice | Septic Tanks for Jesus | |||
| Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse | Stations of the Cross Fit | |||
| Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse | Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items | |||
| The Mulch Hut | The Marmalade Shack | |||
| Yoga For Fatties | EXTREME Dentistry | |||
| House of Guffaws Comedy Palace | Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel | |||
| Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters | Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm | |||
| The Wandering Lush Irish Pub | Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House | |||
| Francois Creperie | Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck | |||
| Go Pho Yourself | Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars | |||
| Happy Release Manicures | Second to Naan Curry Shop | |||
| Danish Lou's Chutney House | Kebab Barkers | |||
| The Creamy Surprise | Pablo's Roadside Tacos | |||
| Tremor's Pizza | Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store | |||
| Diddler's Family Restaurant | Delgrango's Discount Seafood | |||
| Kathy's Kountry Kookin' | Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse | |||
| Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty | The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet | |||
| Twin Towers Construction | Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash | |||
| Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair | Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair | |||
| Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi | The Horsepussy Saloon | |||
| Taxes Roadhouse | Welders of the Universe | |||
| Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing | Ballet Bob's Dance Studio | |||
| Bully Factory Children's MMA | Shifty Lou's Arcade | |||
| Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park | Mitch's Toys & Guns | |||
| U-NEED-A CLOWN | Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium | |||
| Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care | Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service | |||
| Crashzone Trampoline Experience | 1-800-BUY-A-DAD | |||
Week 9
Bold denotes home team.
| Date | Home | Away | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| TBD | Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse | World of Shrapnel | ||
| The Porneaux Shoppe | Blind Bob's Firing Range | |||
| Holy Balls! | Septic Tanks for Jesus | |||
| Stations of the Cross Fit | Pawn Shop of the Nazarene | |||
| Autopsies by Candice | Crossbow of the Month Club | |||
| Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters | Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items | |||
| The Marmalade Shack | Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse | |||
| EXTREME Dentistry | Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel | |||
| Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm | Yoga For Fatties | |||
| House of Guffaws Comedy Palace | The Mulch Hut | |||
| Danish Lou's Chutney House | Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House | |||
| Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck | The Wandering Lush Irish Pub | |||
| Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars | Second to Naan Curry Shop | |||
| Kebab Barkers | Go Pho Yourself | |||
| Happy Release Manicures | Francois Creperie | |||
| Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty | Pablo's Roadside Tacos | |||
| Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store | The Creamy Surprise | |||
| Delgrango's Discount Seafood | Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse | |||
| The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet | Diddler's Family Restaurant | |||
| Kathy's Kountry Kookin' | Tremor's Pizza | |||
| Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing | Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash | |||
| Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair | Twin Towers Construction | |||
| The Horsepussy Saloon | Welders of the Universe | |||
| Ballet Bob's Dance Studio | Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi | |||
| Taxes Roadhouse | Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair | |||
| Crashzone Trampoline Experience | Shifty Lou's Arcade | |||
| Mitch's Toys & Guns | Bully Factory Children's MMA | |||
| Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium | Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service | |||
| 1-800-BUY-A-DAD | U-NEED-A CLOWN | |||
| Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care | Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park | |||
Week 10
Bold denotes home team.
| Date | Home | Away | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| TBD | World of Shrapnel | The Porneaux Shoppe | ||
| Crossbow of the Month Club | Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse | |||
| Holy Balls! | Autopsies by Candice | |||
| Septic Tanks for Jesus | Stations of the Cross Fit | |||
| Blind Bob's Firing Range | Pawn Shop of the Nazarene | |||
| Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items | The Marmalade Shack | |||
| The Mulch Hut | Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters | |||
| EXTREME Dentistry | House of Guffaws Comedy Palace | |||
| Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel | Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm | |||
| Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse | Yoga For Fatties | |||
| Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House | Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck | |||
| Francois Creperie | Danish Lou's Chutney House | |||
| Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars | Happy Release Manicures | |||
| Second to Naan Curry Shop | Kebab Barkers | |||
| The Wandering Lush Irish Pub | Go Pho Yourself | |||
| Pablo's Roadside Tacos | Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store | |||
| Tremor's Pizza | Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty | |||
| Delgrango's Discount Seafood | Kathy's Kountry Kookin' | |||
| Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse | The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet | |||
| The Creamy Surprise | Diddler's Family Restaurant | |||
| Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash | Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair | |||
| Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair | Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing | |||
| The Horsepussy Saloon | Taxes Roadhouse | |||
| Welders of the Universe | Ballet Bob's Dance Studio | |||
| Twin Towers Construction | Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi | |||
| Shifty Lou's Arcade | Mitch's Toys & Guns | |||
| Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park | Crashzone Trampoline Experience | |||
| Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium | Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care | |||
| Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service | 1-800-BUY-A-DAD | |||
| Bully Factory Children's MMA | U-NEED-A CLOWN | |||
Championship Week
Bold denotes home team.
| Date | Home | Away | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| TBD | ||||
| Child Services Conference Championship Game | ||||
| Fun Division | Mandatory Division | |||
| Big Small Business Conference Championship Game | ||||
| Goods Division | Services Division | |||
| TBD | ||||
| Foreign Legion Championship Game | ||||
| Pinko Division | Oriental Division | |||
| Blue Collar Conference Championship Game | ||||
| Grit Division | Grind Division | |||
| TBD | ||||
| American Freedoms Conference Championship Game | ||||
| Guns Division | Bible Division | |||
| Gluttony League Championship Game | ||||
| Quick Service Division | Fine Dining Division | |||
Rankings
Throughout the season, the top 10 rankings will be released, starting with the conclusion of Week 5. The final rankings are posted after Week 10, before the 6 conference championship games.
Season Rankings
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| Increase in ranking | ||
| Decrease in ranking | ||
| Not ranked previous week |
Tournament Field
| Seed | Team | Conference | Record | Berth type |
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Tournament Bracket
* - Denotes overtime
| Opening Round (TBD) |
Quarterfinals (TBD) |
Semifinals (TBD) |
Championship Game (TBD) | |||||||||||||||
| 1 | ||||||||||||||||||
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