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South Tucson Youth Football - Fall 2016
Dates November 3, 2016 - April 16, 2017
Sport Football
Game Used NCAA Football '14, Xbox 360
Format League & Playoffs
Participants 60
Matches Played 317 of 317
Champion(s) The Creamy Surprise (1st title)
Tournament History
Spring 2016 Fall 2016 Corso Cup 2017

This is the fall 2016 season of South Tucson Youth Football. In the wake of the late Mayor Ingmar Tisdale's 2014 ban of baseball in the warped, terrible safe haven of xenophobes known as South Tucson, Arizona, the community has now decided to force their children into playing football, easily the most violent and dangerous of sports for children to play. In an effort to satiate their bloodlust for yelling obscenities at children and projecting their long-dead hopes and dreams on these young athletes, we will most certainly be covering this on IRM.

The league is comprised of 60 teams (an increase from 56 in the spring 2016 season) in 6 conferences, and is simulated using NCAA Football '14 for XBOX 360. All teams are created using TeamBuilder. Each team has a unique pre-existing playbook for offense and defense. Rosters are set to "Cupcake", with each team having 1 player given a major stat boost, and 2 more players given minor stat boosts. The positions for these boosts were done at random with a fairly even distribution.

Presenters

  • Bryan
  • Seth (NTQ)
  • RJ (Blinky)
  • Will (Will)
  • Slip
  • Roll
  • & Many More!

Standings

American Freedoms Conference
  Conf All
Team W L W L
Guns Division
The Porneaux Shoppe5 - 26 - 5
Crossbow of the Month Club4 - 35 - 5
Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse3 - 45 - 5
World of Shrapnel3 - 44 - 6
Blind Bob's Firing Range3 - 45 - 5
Bible Division
Holy Balls!5 - 27 - 5
Stations of the Cross Fit4 - 35 - 5
Septic Tanks for Jesus4 - 35 - 5
Pawn Shop of the Nazarene3 - 45 - 5
Autopsies by Candice1 - 63 - 7
Big Small Business Conference
  Conf All
Team W L W L
Goods Division
Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items^4 - 36 - 6
The Marmalade Shack4 - 36 - 4
Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse3 - 43 - 7
The Mulch Hut3 - 43 - 7
Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters2 - 53 - 7
Services Division
Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm5 - 26 - 5
Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel4 - 34 - 6
Yoga For Fatties4 - 35 - 5
House of Guffaws Comedy Palace3 - 44 - 6
EXTREME Dentistry3 - 45 - 5
Blue Collar Conference
  Conf All
Team W L W L
Grit Division
Twin Towers Construction6 - 17 - 6
#6 Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash4 - 38 - 5
Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing4 - 34 - 6
Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair2 - 54 - 6
Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair2 - 55 - 5
Grind Division
#1 Taxes Roadhouse6 - 110 - 2
#7 The Horsepussy Saloon4 - 36 - 4
Ballet Bob's Dance Studio3 - 44 - 6
Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi2 - 52 - 8
Welders of the Universe2 - 54 - 6
Child Services Conference
  Conf All
Team W L W L
Fun Division
#5 Bully Factory Children's MMA6 - 17 - 4
Crashzone Trampoline Experience4 - 36 - 4
Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park3 - 45 - 5
Shifty Lou's Arcade2 - 52 - 8
Mitch's Toys & Guns2 - 54 - 6
Mandatory Division
#2 1-800-BUY-A-DAD^6 - 19 - 3
#4 Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care5 - 210 - 3
Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service3 - 43 - 7
U-NEED-A CLOWN3 - 45 - 5
Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium1 - 62 - 8
Foreign Legion
  Conf All
Team W L W L
Pinko Division
The Wandering Lush Irish Pub5 - 26 - 5
Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House4 - 36 - 4
Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck3 - 44 - 6
Francois Creperie3 - 45 - 5
Danish Lou's Chutney House3 - 46 - 4
Oriental Division
Kebab Barkers4 - 37 - 5
Second to Naan Curry Shop4 - 35 - 5
Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars3 - 45 - 5
Happy Release Manicures3 - 44 - 6
Go Pho Yourself3 - 45 - 5
Gluttony League
  Conf All
Team W L W L
Quick Service Division
#3 The Creamy Surprise6 - 110 - 3
Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty4 - 36 - 4
Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store3 - 45 - 5
Tremor's Pizza3 - 45 - 5
Pablo's Roadside Tacos1 - 64 - 6
Fine Dining Division
#10 Kathy's Kountry Kookin'4 - 37 - 5
#9 Delgrango's Discount Seafood4 - 36 - 5
#8 The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet4 - 38 - 5
Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse3 - 45 - 5
Diddler's Family Restaurant3 - 45 - 5
  • ^ - Conference Champion
  • * - Division Champion

Schedule

Each team plays 3 non-conference games and 7 conference games, comprising of a 10-game season. As of this season, all 6 conferences have 10 teams, split into 2 divisions. Teams play their 4 division opponents once, and 3 teams from the other division once on a rotating basis from season to season. Division winners meet in an 11th week for the conference championship game.

Week 1

Bold denotes home team.

Date Home Away
Nov 3
to
Nov 6
Ballet Bob's Dance Studio27Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars24
Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash20aTremor's Pizza14
Diddler's Family Restaurant24Blind Bob's Firing Range3
Bully Factory Children's MMA24Go Pho Yourself14
Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair23bCasa de Gordoso Hourly Motel17
Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items17Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service10
The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet20Crashzone Trampoline Experience7
Danish Lou's Chutney House21World of Shrapnel14
Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters34Happy Release Manicures24
Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty31Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium6
Septic Tanks for Jesus42Francois Creperie19
Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse17Kebab Barkers10
U-NEED-A CLOWN27Holy Balls!7
Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care17The Horsepussy Saloon10
Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House381-800-BUY-A-DAD24
Taxes Roadhouse17Mitch's Toys & Guns14
Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm27bNothin' But Borscht Food Truck24
Pablo's Roadside Tacos20Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse7
Kathy's Kountry Kookin'24Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing21
Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair17Yoga For Fatties7
Delgrango's Discount Seafood20Second to Naan Curry Shop7
Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse28Shifty Lou's Arcade3
Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store23aHouse of Guffaws Comedy Palace20
Stations of the Cross Fit31Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi21
Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park28The Creamy Surprise26
The Marmalade Shack28Crossbow of the Month Club26
EXTREME Dentistry14The Porneaux Shoppe3
Autopsies by Candice31The Wandering Lush Irish Pub19
Pawn Shop of the Nazarene14Twin Towers Construction13
Welders of the Universe27The Mulch Hut20
  • a - Final/2OT
  • b - Final/OT

Week 2

Bold denotes home team.

Date Home Away
Nov 15
to
Nov 19
1-800-BUY-A-DAD35Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters30
Second to Naan Curry Shop27Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse7
Mitch's Toys & Guns24Autopsies by Candice17
Blind Bob's Firing Range53bYoga For Fatties45
Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars31Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm21
Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair21Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House17
Francois Creperie24Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi7
Crashzone Trampoline Experience28Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck10
The Horsepussy Saloon34Crossbow of the Month Club31
Delgrango's Discount Seafood28Ballet Bob's Dance Studio16
Diddler's Family Restaurant28Welders of the Universe10
Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse28Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel16
Happy Release Manicures31Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty28
House of Guffaws Comedy Palace30Bully Factory Children's MMA27
Kathy's Kountry Kookin'28Stations of the Cross Fit16
Kebab Barkers7Shifty Lou's Arcade0
Danish Lou's Chutney House21Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park7
Pablo's Roadside Tacos17EXTREME Dentistry16
Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair17Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse14
Go Pho Yourself28Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing21
The Wandering Lush Irish Pub17Septic Tanks for Jesus14
Taxes Roadhouse28Pawn Shop of the Nazarene6
The Marmalade Shack24Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium21
The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet17Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care7
Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store17The Mulch Hut7
The Creamy Surprise14Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service7
Tremor's Pizza35Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items14
Holy Balls!53aTwin Towers Construction50
U-NEED-A CLOWN17The Porneaux Shoppe6
Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash24World of Shrapnel18
  • a - Final/5OT
  • b - Final/3OT

Week 3

Bold denotes home team.

Date Home Away
Nov 23
to
Nov 28
1-800-BUY-A-DAD21Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash11
Autopsies by Candice10Bully Factory Children's MMA9
Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse24Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair21
Taxes Roadhouse34aCrambler's House of Gags and Actual Items31
Crossbow of the Month Club27Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel24
Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars17Stations of the Cross Fit7
Danish Lou's Chutney House28Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing21
EXTREME Dentistry24Happy Release Manicures16
Blind Bob's Firing Range28Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters24
Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty24Septic Tanks for Jesus17
Francois Creperie21Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service17
Go Pho Yourself31Delgrango's Discount Seafood17
Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House41bCaptain Chuck's Adventure Taxi38
Mitch's Toys & Guns35cDiddler's Family Restaurant28
Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park6Ballet Bob's Dance Studio0
Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck31Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse28
Pablo's Roadside Tacos38Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse7
Pawn Shop of the Nazarene35Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm28
Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair35U-NEED-A CLOWN31
Welders of the Universe23cShifty Lou's Arcade17
Crashzone Trampoline Experience31Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store3
The Creamy Surprise28House of Guffaws Comedy Palace14
The Horsepussy Saloon35The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet28
Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care20cThe Marmalade Shack17
Kebab Barkers35cThe Mulch Hut28
The Porneaux Shoppe24Second to Naan Curry Shop7
Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium28The Wandering Lush Irish Pub21
Tremor's Pizza7Holy Balls!6
World of Shrapnel17Kathy's Kountry Kookin'13
Yoga For Fatties19cTwin Towers Construction16
  • a - Final/3OT
  • b - Final/2OT
  • c - Final/OT

Week 4

Bold denotes home team.

Date Home Away
Dec 1
to
Dec 5
The Porneaux Shoppe28Blind Bob's Firing Range16
Crossbow of the Month Club27Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse24
Septic Tanks for Jesus17Holy Balls!14
Pawn Shop of the Nazarene10Autopsies by Candice3
Stations of the Cross Fit24World of Shrapnel21
The Marmalade Shack35Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse28
Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters20The Mulch Hut7
EXTREME Dentistry21Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel14
Yoga For Fatties28House of Guffaws Comedy Palace24
Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm31Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items21
The Wandering Lush Irish Pub43aNothin' But Borscht Food Truck37
Francois Creperie21Danish Lou's Chutney House10
Second to Naan Curry Shop23cDaggum Singh's Exotic Colars20
Happy Release Manicures28Go Pho Yourself18
Kebab Barkers17Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House14
The Creamy Surprise21Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store16
Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty24Tremor's Pizza14
Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse31Delgrango's Discount Seafood14
Diddler's Family Restaurant31Kathy's Kountry Kookin'24
The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet21Pablo's Roadside Tacos17
Twin Towers Construction20Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair14
Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing31Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair21
The Horsepussy Saloon35Welders of the Universe14
Taxes Roadhouse24Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi21
Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash22Ballet Bob's Dance Studio19
Bully Factory Children's MMA26bMitch's Toys & Guns20
Crashzone Trampoline Experience24Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park18
Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service24Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium6
U-NEED-A CLOWN34Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care24
1-800-BUY-A-DAD34bShifty Lou's Arcade31
  • a - Final/5OT
  • b - Final/2OT
  • c - Final/OT

Week 5

Bold denotes home team.

Date Home Away
Dec 12
to
Dec 22
The Porneaux Shoppe21Septic Tanks for Jesus17
Pawn Shop of the Nazarene21Blind Bob's Firing Range17
Holy Balls!28Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse21
World of Shrapnel31Autopsies by Candice10
Crossbow of the Month Club30dStations of the Cross Fit27
The Marmalade Shack28Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel21
Yoga For Fatties23Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse20
Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters22EXTREME Dentistry14
Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items34dHouse of Guffaws Comedy Palace31
Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm31The Mulch Hut7
Second to Naan Curry Shop21Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck20
The Wandering Lush Irish Pub20Go Pho Yourself10
Danish Lou's Chutney House28Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars21
Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House20Happy Release Manicures17
Francois Creperie41cKebab Barkers38
Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store24Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse6
The Creamy Surprise19Diddler's Family Restaurant7
Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty42Delgrango's Discount Seafood28
Kathy's Kountry Kookin'20Pablo's Roadside Tacos17
Tremor's Pizza24The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet21
Welders of the Universe31Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair17
Twin Towers Construction39bCaptain Chuck's Adventure Taxi37
The Horsepussy Saloon20dRusty Pipe Job Plumbing17
Taxes Roadhouse52aBig Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash46
Ballet Bob's Dance Studio30dBusted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair27
Mitch's Toys & Guns14Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service7
Bully Factory Children's MMA41cU-NEED-A CLOWN35
Crashzone Trampoline Experience24dTed's Baby Clothes Emporium21
Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care20Shifty Lou's Arcade7
Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park451-800-BUY-A-DAD14
  • a - Final/4OT
  • b - Final/3OT
  • c - Final/2OT
  • d - Final/OT

Week 6

Bold denotes home team.

Date Home Away
Jan 11
to
Jan 16
Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse30#2 Pawn Shop of the Nazarene13
Holy Balls!30World of Shrapnel21
Crossbow of the Month Club20Autopsies by Candice13
The Porneaux Shoppe31Stations of the Cross Fit24
Blind Bob's Firing Range20Septic Tanks for Jesus14
Yoga For Fatties31Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters14
Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items20EXTREME Dentistry14
The Mulch Hut17House of Guffaws Comedy Palace14
Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm29The Marmalade Shack22
Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel21Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse14
Go Pho Yourself24#4 Danish Lou's Chutney House17
Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars37aMama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House34
#10 Francois Creperie24Happy Release Manicures21
Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck34Kebab Barkers24
Second to Naan Curry Shop38The Wandering Lush Irish Pub24
Diddler's Family Restaurant49#8 Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty21
Delgrango's Discount Seafood21Pablo's Roadside Tacos20
Kathy's Kountry Kookin'31Tremor's Pizza24
#9 The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet17Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store14
#6 The Creamy Surprise28Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse21
Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing35Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi14
#3 The Horsepussy Saloon29Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash22
#1 Taxes Roadhouse19Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair17
Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair38Ballet Bob's Dance Studio31
Twin Towers Construction19Welders of the Universe7
U-NEED-A CLOWN21#5 Crashzone Trampoline Experience14
Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium38Shifty Lou's Arcade28
Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care30#7 Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park28
1-800-BUY-A-DAD28Mitch's Toys & Guns20
Bully Factory Children's MMA27Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service24
  • a - Final/OT

Week 7

Bold denotes home team.

Date Home Away
Jan 21
to
Jan 27
Blind Bob's Firing Range31Crossbow of the Month Club28
World of Shrapnel17The Porneaux Shoppe10
Stations of the Cross Fit24Holy Balls!6
Septic Tanks for Jesus28#6 Pawn Shop of the Nazarene24
Autopsies by Candice41aHacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse35
Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse24The Mulch Hut17
Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items17The Marmalade Shack7
Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm21EXTREME Dentistry7
Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel31Yoga For Fatties28
House of Guffaws Comedy Palace21Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters17
The Wandering Lush Irish Pub14#5 Francois Creperie7
Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House31Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck28
Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars14Kebab Barkers7
Go Pho Yourself35Second to Naan Curry Shop31
Happy Release Manicures14#10 Danish Lou's Chutney House12
#3 The Creamy Surprise20Tremor's Pizza17
Pablo's Roadside Tacos23Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store13
Delgrango's Discount Seafood23#4 The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet22
Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse27#7 Diddler's Family Restaurant21
Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty17Kathy's Kountry Kookin'14
Twin Towers Construction24Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair14
Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash24Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair6
Ballet Bob's Dance Studio35#2 The Horsepussy Saloon28
Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi31Welders of the Universe10
Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing42#1 Taxes Roadhouse32
Bully Factory Children's MMA27Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park24
Shifty Lou's Arcade21Mitch's Toys & Guns18
1-800-BUY-A-DAD27Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium24
Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service35U-NEED-A CLOWN7
#9 Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care31#8 Crashzone Trampoline Experience16
  • a - Final/OT

Week 8

Bold denotes home team.

Date Home Away
Feb 4
to
Feb 6
Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse26The Porneaux Shoppe21
Blind Bob's Firing Range28World of Shrapnel21
Holy Balls!24Pawn Shop of the Nazarene17
Stations of the Cross Fit17Autopsies by Candice10
Septic Tanks for Jesus21Crossbow of the Month Club14
The Marmalade Shack21Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters18
Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse17Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items7
EXTREME Dentistry31Yoga For Fatties28
#6 Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm27House of Guffaws Comedy Palace21
Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel31The Mulch Hut24
Danish Lou's Chutney House30cNothin' But Borscht Food Truck27
Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House21The Wandering Lush Irish Pub19
Go Pho Yourself34cDaggum Singh's Exotic Colars31
Kebab Barkers27aHappy Release Manicures24
Second to Naan Curry Shop34b#8 Francois Creperie31
Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store31#9 Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty14
#1 The Creamy Surprise35Pablo's Roadside Tacos14
Delgrango's Discount Seafood38Diddler's Family Restaurant24
Kathy's Kountry Kookin'31#7 The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet24
Tremor's Pizza28Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse21
Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair20Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing17
Twin Towers Construction28Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash27
#4 The Horsepussy Saloon28Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi16
#2 Taxes Roadhouse28Ballet Bob's Dance Studio21
Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair17Welders of the Universe14
Crashzone Trampoline Experience34Mitch's Toys & Guns31
Shifty Lou's Arcade31#5 Bully Factory Children's MMA14
U-NEED-A CLOWN27Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium24
#10 1-800-BUY-A-DAD29#3 Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care22
Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service24Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park21
  • a - Final/3OT
  • b - Final/2OT
  • c - Final/OT

Week 9

Bold denotes home team.

Date Home Away
Feb 15
to
Feb 22
Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse35Blind Bob's Firing Range21
Crossbow of the Month Club28World of Shrapnel24
Holy Balls!22Autopsies by Candice21
Stations of the Cross Fit17Septic Tanks for Jesus14
The Porneaux Shoppe24Pawn Shop of the Nazarene17
Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse16Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters14
The Mulch Hut35Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items21
House of Guffaws Comedy Palace20EXTREME Dentistry17
Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel28#4 Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm14
The Marmalade Shack38Yoga For Fatties28
The Wandering Lush Irish Pub17Danish Lou's Chutney House10
Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House38Francois Creperie28
Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars35Happy Release Manicures21
Kebab Barkers27aSecond to Naan Curry Shop21
Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck28#8 Go Pho Yourself21
#1 The Creamy Surprise31Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty26
Tremor's Pizza31Pablo's Roadside Tacos28
#9 Kathy's Kountry Kookin'24#6 Delgrango's Discount Seafood0
The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet21Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse14
Diddler's Family Restaurant27aShoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store24
Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing21Twin Towers Construction17
Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash17Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair10
#2 Taxes Roadhouse13#3 The Horsepussy Saloon12
Welders of the Universe31aBallet Bob's Dance Studio24
Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi31Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair21
#10 Bully Factory Children's MMA36Crashzone Trampoline Experience33
Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park44Shifty Lou's Arcade17
#7 Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care24Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium21
#5 1-800-BUY-A-DAD21Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service14
Mitch's Toys & Guns24U-NEED-A CLOWN14
  • a - Final/OT

Week 10

Bold denotes home team.

Date Home Away
Mar 2
to
Mar 8
World of Shrapnel21Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse11
The Porneaux Shoppe38Crossbow of the Month Club28
Septic Tanks for Jesus28aAutopsies by Candice21
Pawn Shop of the Nazarene21Stations of the Cross Fit10
Holy Balls!24Blind Bob's Firing Range21
Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items30bFat & Lazy Motorized Scooters27
The Mulch Hut38The Marmalade Shack10
House of Guffaws Comedy Palace20Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel17
Yoga For Fatties28#8 Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm24
EXTREME Dentistry28Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse7
Danish Lou's Chutney House24#9 Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House0
Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck34Francois Creperie24
Happy Release Manicures17Second to Naan Curry Shop13
Kebab Barkers28Go Pho Yourself21
The Wandering Lush Irish Pub28Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars14
Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty21Pablo's Roadside Tacos17
Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store21#10 Tremor's Pizza17
Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse17#5 Kathy's Kountry Kookin'14
The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet21Diddler's Family Restaurant3
Delgrango's Discount Seafood28#1 The Creamy Surprise14
Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash24Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing14
Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair24bSam & Sons Gazebo Repair21
#2 Taxes Roadhouse21Welders of the Universe16
Ballet Bob's Dance Studio24Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi11
Twin Towers Construction31b#4 The Horsepussy Saloon24
Crashzone Trampoline Experience42Shifty Lou's Arcade7
Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park24Mitch's Toys & Guns14
#6 Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care24Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service21
#3 1-800-BUY-A-DAD21U-NEED-A CLOWN14
#7 Bully Factory Children's MMA17Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium14
  • a - Final/2OT
  • b - Final/OT

Championship Week

Bold denotes home team.

Date Winner Loser
Mar 19
Child Services Conference Championship Game
#2 1-800-BUY-A-DAD34#5 Bully Factory Children's MMA31
Big Small Business Conference Championship Game
Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items21Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm16
Mar 20
Foreign Legion Championship Game
Kebab Barkers24The Wandering Lush Irish Pub7
Blue Collar Conference Championship Game
#1 Taxes Roadhouse24aTwin Towers Construction17
Mar 22
American Freedoms Conference Championship Game
Holy Balls!24The Porneaux Shoppe7
Gluttony League Championship Game
#10 Kathy's Kountry Kookin'42#3 The Creamy Surprise28
  • a - Final/OT

Rankings

Throughout the season, the top 10 rankings will be released, starting with the conclusion of Week 5. The final rankings are posted after Week 10, before the 6 conference championship games. Due to the new post-season format, rankings are not required after the conference championships.

Season Rankings

Week 6 Week 7 Week 8
1 Taxes Roadhouse (5-0) Taxes Roadhouse (6-0) Creamy Surprise (6-1)
2 Pawn Shop (4-1) Horsepussy (5-1) Taxes Roadhouse (6-1)
3 Horsepussy (4-1) Creamy Surprise (5-1) Hootenanny's (5-2)
4 Danish Lou's (4-1) Binging Texan (4-2) Horsepussy (5-2)
5 CTE (4-1) Francois (5-1) Bully Factory (5-2)
6 Creamy Surprise (4-1) Pawn Shop (4-2) Burns & Crackle (5-2)
7 Moist Adventures (3-2) Diddler's (4-2) Binging Texan (4-3)
8 Flappy Pappy's (4-1) CTE (4-2) Francois (5-2)
9 Binging Texan (3-2) Hootenanny's (4-2) Flappy Pappy's (5-2)
10 Francois (4-1) Danish Lou's (4-2) 1-800-BUY-A-DAD (5-2)
Week 9 Week 10 Week 11
1 Creamy Surprise (7-1) Creamy Surprise (8-1) Taxes Roadhouse (9-1)
2 Taxes Roadhouse (7-1) Taxes Roadhouse (8-1) 1-800-BUY-A-DAD (8-2)
3 Horsepussy (6-2) 1-800-BUY-A-DAD (7-2) Creamy Surprise (8-2)
4 Burns & Crackle (6-2) Horsepussy (6-3) Hootenanny's (7-3)
5 1-800-BUY-A-DAD (6-2) Kathy's (6-3) Bully Factory (7-3)
6 Delgrango's (5-3) Hootenanny's (6-3) Big Paul's (6-4)
7 Hootenanny's (5-3) Bully Factory (6-3) Horsepussy (6-4)
8 Go Pho (5-3) Burns & Crackle (6-3) Binging Texan (6-4)
9 Kathy's (5-3) Mama Lugano's (6-3) Delgrango's (6-4)
10 Bully Factory (5-3) Tremor's Pizza (5-4) Kathy's (6-4)
  Increase in ranking
  Decrease in ranking
  Not ranked previous week

Post-season Changes

On March 19, the Week 10 highlights were released on YouTube, and included a brief interview afterwards, announcing some immediate changes to the South Tucson Youth Football league format. Specifically, it would change the post-season, which was very quickly approaching. Nothing like giving the kids and coaches next to no time to prepare.

The changes involved two major alterations. First, the tournament field would expand to 12 teams from 8, with the top 4 seeded teams receiving first round byes. Second, the 7 scheduled Bowl Movements would be removed from the schedule.

These two changes work in tandem, as the 6 conference champions, who were guaranteed bids in bowl games, would now be awarded automatic bids to the 12-team tournament. The remaining 6 spots would be awarded to at-large bids, selected by the committee. This also removed the need for a final top 10 ranking after Championship Week, which was the previous method for setting the 8 tournament seeds, and also the Participation Bowl.

Tournament Field

Seed Team Conference Record Berth type
1 Taxes Roadhouse BCC 10-1 Auto-bid
2 1-800-BUY-A-DAD CSC 9-2 Auto-bid
3 The Creamy Surprise Gluttony 8-3 At-large
4 Kathy's Kountry Kookin' Gluttony 7-4 Auto-bid
5 Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care CSC 7-3 At-large
6 Holy Balls! AFC 7-4 Auto-bid
7 Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash BCC 6-4 At-large
8 Kebab Barkers Foreign 7-4 Auto-bid
9 The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet Gluttony 6-4 At-large
10 Delgrango's Discount Seafood Gluttony 6-4 At-large
11 Twin Towers Construction BCC 6-5 At-large
12 Crambler's House of Gags & Actual Items BSB 6-5 Auto-bid

Tournament Bracket

* - Denotes overtime

  Opening Round
(Apr 5-6)
Quarterfinals
(Apr 8-9)
Semifinals
(Apr 12)
Championship Game
(Apr 16)
                                     
  1  Taxes Roadhouse 34  
8  Kebab Barkers 14     9  Binging Texan 37*    
9  Binging Texan 21       9  Binging Texan 21  
    5  Hootenanny's 24    
  4  Kathy's 7        
5  Hootenanny's 38     5  Hootenanny's 13      
12  Crambler's 21       5  Hootenanny's 17
      3  Creamy Surprise 24
  2  1-800-BUY-A-DAD 17      
7  Big Paul's 21     7  Big Paul's 21        
10  Delgrango's 14       7  Big Paul's 24    
    3  Creamy Surprise 31*  
  3  Creamy Surprise 42*    
6  Holy Balls! 14     11  Twin Towers 34  
11  Twin Towers 21  

Bowl Movements

Due to the expansion of the post-season tournament to 12 teams, including all 6 conference champions, the Bowl Movements have been canceled. Please consult your doctor if you continue to be having issues with your Bowl Movements.




IRM Programming
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