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2015-16 South Tucson Youth Basketball
Dates Winter 2015
Sport Basketball
Game Used College Hoops 2K8, Xbox 360
Format League & Playoffs
Participants 92
Matches Played TBD
Tournament History
Durham CYO*
2014
2015-16 2016-17

This is the 2015, and inaugural edition of the South Tucson Youth Basketball League. On DATE, by decree of Mayor Ingmar Tisdale, baseball had been banned from being played in the warped, terrible safe haven of xenophobes known as South Tucson, Arizona. In response to this, the community came together to form this league, in an effort to satiate their bloodlust for yelling obscenities at children and projecting their long-dead hopes and dreams on these young athletes.

The league comprised of 92 teams in 10 conferences, and began on DATE, concluding on DATE. The league is simulated using College Hoops 2K8 for XBOX 360, and is done by editing current teams in the game.

Presenters

  • Greg Mandell (Bryan) - Play-by-play
  • Soundboard Gus Johnson - Color commentator

Standings

American Freedoms Conference
  Conf All
Team W L W L
Blind Bob's Firing Range0 - 0 0 - 0
Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel0 - 0 0 - 0
Crossbow of the Month Club0 - 0 0 - 0
Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters0 - 0 0 - 0
Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse0 - 0 0 - 0
Mitch's Toys & Guns0 - 0 0 - 0
SHEEP! Truth Magazine0 - 0 0 - 0
The Porneaux Shoppe0 - 0 0 - 0
Tisdale Titty Tactory0 - 0 0 - 0
World of Shrapnel0 - 0 0 - 0
† – Conference tournament champion
^ – At-large selection
Big Government Conference
  Conf All
Team W L W L
Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm0 - 0 0 - 0
EXTREME Dentistry0 - 0 0 - 0
Frampton Online University0 - 0 0 - 0
Gravy Pipe Alternative Energy0 - 0 0 - 0
Pharmville Drugs0 - 0 0 - 0
Rodney's Kickass Claims Adjusters0 - 0 0 - 0
Taxes Roadhouse0 - 0 0 - 0
Third Street Second-Hand Medical Supplies0 - 0 0 - 0
† – Conference tournament champion
^ – At-large selection
Big Jesus Conference
  Conf All
Team W L W L
Autopsies by Candice0 - 0 0 - 0
Biblical Proportions Blessed Buffet0 - 0 0 - 0
Curd of the Lord Artisinal Cheese Shop0 - 0 0 - 0
Dahmer's Budget Burials0 - 0 0 - 0
Holy Balls!0 - 0 0 - 0
Pastor Pastry's Religious Cakes0 - 0 0 - 0
Pawn Shop of the Nazarene0 - 0 0 - 0
Septic Tanks for Jesus0 - 0 0 - 0
Sister Christian Motor Homes0 - 0 0 - 0
Stations of the Cross Fit0 - 0 0 - 0
† – Conference tournament champion
^ – At-large selection
Big Small Business Conference
  Conf All
Team W L W L
Barbara Schlopp's Barbershop0 - 0 0 - 0
Bargain Wine & Spittoons0 - 0 0 - 0
Hiram's Elegant Balloons0 - 0 0 - 0
Inconspicuous Party Supplies0 - 0 0 - 0
Sigmund's Aromatorium & Parfumerie0 - 0 0 - 0
The Creamy Surprise0 - 0 0 - 0
The Mulch Hut0 - 0 0 - 0
U-NEED-A CLOWN0 - 0 0 - 0
† – Conference tournament champion
^ – At-large selection
Blue Collar Conference
  Conf All
Team W L W L
Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash0 - 0 0 - 0
Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair0 - 0 0 - 0
Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi0 - 0 0 - 0
Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing0 - 0 0 - 0
Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair0 - 0 0 - 0
The Horsepussy Saloon0 - 0 0 - 0
Twin Towers Construction0 - 0 0 - 0
Welders of the Universe0 - 0 0 - 0
† – Conference tournament champion
^ – At-large selection
Child Services League
  Conf All
Team W L W L
1-800-BUY-A-DAD0 - 0 0 - 0
Bully Factory Children's MMA0 - 0 0 - 0
Frank's Fairchild Funporium0 - 0 0 - 0
Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care0 - 0 0 - 0
Lonely Dale's Comic Book Shop0 - 0 0 - 0
Shifty Lou's Arcade0 - 0 0 - 0
Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store0 - 0 0 - 0
Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium0 - 0 0 - 0
Tony & Paul's Child Escort Services0 - 0 0 - 0
Whoa! Rad Pogs0 - 0 0 - 0
† – Conference tournament champion
^ – At-large selection
Dirty Hippies Conference
  Conf All
Team W L W L
Carrot Lovers Vegan Snacks0 - 0 0 - 0
Hackensack Hacky Sacks0 - 0 0 - 0
Huffer's Organic Hookah0 - 0 0 - 0
Kale Whitey0 - 0 0 - 0
Senor Flaco's Quinoa Castle0 - 0 0 - 0
The Marmalade Shack0 - 0 0 - 0
The Neverending Solo Drum Circle0 - 0 0 - 0
Yoga For Fatties0 - 0 0 - 0
† – Conference tournament champion
^ – At-large selection
Entertainment League
  Conf All
Team W L W L
Ballet Bob's Dance Studio0 - 0 0 - 0
Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items0 - 0 0 - 0
Everyone Is Hilarious Improv School0 - 0 0 - 0
House of Guffaws Comedy Palace0 - 0 0 - 0
Lee Harvey's Oz World0 - 0 0 - 0
Silent But Funny School of Mime0 - 0 0 - 0
The Revisionists War Reenactment Academy0 - 0 0 - 0
Winslow's Wacky Wake-up Shack0 - 0 0 - 0
† – Conference tournament champion
^ – At-large selection
Foreign Legion
  Conf All
Team W L W L
Pinko Division
Danish Lou's Chutney House0 - 0 0 - 0
Francois Creperie0 - 0 0 - 0
Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House0 - 0 0 - 0
Meyer's Montenegrin Market0 - 0 0 - 0
Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck0 - 0 0 - 0
The Wandering Lush Irish Pub0 - 0 0 - 0
Oriental Division
Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars0 - 0 0 - 0
Go Pho Yourself0 - 0 0 - 0
Happy Release Manicures0 - 0 0 - 0
Kebab Barkers0 - 0 0 - 0
Little Vanuatu Dry Cleaners0 - 0 0 - 0
Second to Naan Curry Shop0 - 0 0 - 0
† – Conference tournament champion
^ – At-large selection
Gluttony League
  Conf All
Team W L W L
A Real Jerk Jamaican Chicken0 - 0 0 - 0
Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse0 - 0 0 - 0
Delgrango's Discount Seafood0 - 0 0 - 0
Diddler's Family Restaurant0 - 0 0 - 0
Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty0 - 0 0 - 0
Kathy's Kountry Kookin'0 - 0 0 - 0
Pablo's Roadside Tacos0 - 0 0 - 0
Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse0 - 0 0 - 0
The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet0 - 0 0 - 0
Tremor's Pizza, formerly Shaky's0 - 0 0 - 0
† – Conference tournament champion
^ – At-large selection

Conference Tournaments

American Freedoms Conference
  First round Second round Semifinals Finals
                                     
  1    
8            
9            
         
4          
5        
     
       
  2        
7                
10              
       
3      
6    
Big Government Conference
  First round Second round Semifinals Finals
                                     
  1    
8            
9            
         
4          
5        
     
       
  2        
7                
10              
       
3      
6    
Big Jesus Conference
  First round Semifinals Finals
                                     
1    
8      
       
         
4          
5        
     
       
2        
7          
         
       
3      
6    
Big Small Business Conference
  First round Semifinals Finals
                                     
1    
8      
       
         
4          
5        
     
       
2        
7          
         
       
3      
6    
Blue Collar Conference
  First round Semifinals Finals
                                     
1    
8      
       
         
4          
5        
     
       
2        
7          
         
       
3      
6    
Child Services League
  First round Second round Semifinals Finals
                                     
  1    
8            
9            
         
4          
5        
     
       
  2        
7                
10              
       
3      
6    
Dirty Hippies Conference
  First round Semifinals Finals
                                     
1    
8      
       
         
4          
5        
     
       
2        
7          
         
       
3      
6    
Entertainment League
  First round Second round Semifinals Finals
                                     
  1    
8            
9            
         
4          
5        
     
       
  2        
7                
10              
       
3      
6    
Foreign Legion
  First round Second round Semifinals Finals
                                     
  P1    
O4            
B5            
         
  O2          
P3              
O6          
       
  W1        
P4                
O5              
       
  P2      
O3          
P6    
Gluttony League
  First round Second round Semifinals Finals
                                     
  1    
8            
9            
         
4          
5        
     
       
  2        
7                
10              
       
3      
6    

Tournament Seeds

The post-season championship tournament is comprised of 24 teams. Ten teams receive automatic bids by winning their conference tournaments. The remaining fourteen teams are granted "at-large" bids.

Once the field of 24 teams has been established, the Selection Committee will rank the teams 1-24. Using an S-curve, the teams will be divided into two "regions" on opposite sides of the bracket, the Freedom region and Liberty region. The top 8 teams given 1-4 seeds are considered "protected seeds", and receive first round byes to the Savory Sixteen. The remaining 16 teams are seeded and placed into first round match-ups. Teams seeded on the 5-12 line are not protected, which means that they can be moved up or down one seed line, in order to avoid scheduling conflicts, such as facing a team they have played during the regular season, or in order to avoid an inter-conference match-up earlier than the Exceptional Eight.

Freedom Region
Seed Team Conference Record Berth type Overall rank
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
Liberty Region
Seed Team Conference Record Berth type Overall rank
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12

Bracket

* - Denotes overtime

  Opening Round
Date TBA
    Savory Sixteen
Date TBA
    Exceptional Eight
Date TBA
    Four Finale
Date TBA
                                     
        F1    
  F8            
  F9              
         
        F4      
  F5          
  F12            
         
        F3    
  F6            
  F11              
       
        F2       Championship
Date TBA
  F7          
  F10          
 
        L1    
  L8            
  L9              
         
        L4      
  L5          
  L12            
       
        L3    
  L6            
  L11              
       
        L2      
  L7          
  L10    




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