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There are currently 60 active teams in South Tucson Youth Football. The first ever season featured 56 teams. In the 2016-17 STYF season, Taxes Roadhouse (BCC), Ballet Bob's Dance Studio (BCC), Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park (CSC), and Mitch's Toys & Guns (CSC) were added as expansion teams for the 2016-17 season.

All names are randomly generated, with the exception of 3 star players. The positions for these players have been drawn roughly at random, with one player boosted to an overall in the low 90's, and the other two boosted to low-to-mid 80's. Listed below, the higher rated player is listed first, with the other two after.

American Freedoms Conference

Team Captains Conf.
Titles
Div.
Titles
Playoff
App.
Guns Division
Blind Bob's Firing RangeTE - LaJeff Peters
QB - Bunky Fluff
LB - Hickory Bacon
000
Crossbow of the Month ClubTE - Dodge Durango
RB - Dubious Shoemaker
DL - Michigan Militia
010
Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco WarehouseRB - Tacko Tuesday
DB - Winston Smokes
DL - Temecula Dirt
000
The Porneaux ShoppeQB - Ron Mexico
DB - Amir Pittance
DL - Zsavelle Smack
020
World of ShrapnelDL - Bobby Gunt
LB - Joey-Jojo "Junior" Shabadu
DB - Marmite Alexander
000
Bible Division
Autopsies by CandiceLB - Doug Butter
DL - Oliver N'Kompany
DB - Rutabaga Casserole
000
Holy Balls!DL - Kazaam Steel
DB - Blowfish Framingham
LB - Donovan Frankenberry
222
Pawn Shop of the NazareneDB - Frisco Brisco
LB - Crawbert Delford
DL - Delbert Crawford
111
Septic Tanks for JesusQB - Bobseger Leonard
LB - Howard Godspower
DB - Beanie Patterson
000
Stations of the Cross FitQB - Drew McClanahan
RB - Horse Hooligan
DB Zachary Zech
000

Big Small Business Conference

Team Captains Conf.
Titles
Div.
Titles
Playoff
App.
Goods Division
Crambler's House of Gags and Actual ItemsRB - Hoo-Ha Crunchtater
DL - Vondruke Rockpunch
DB - Hurricane Stanback
111
Fat & Lazy Motorized ScootersWR - Diablo Junior
DL - Mukuka Mungo
DB - Caligula Rhombus
000
The Marmalade ShackLB - Miracle Juggernaut
TE - Crispy Mathers
QB - Jimmy Dean Sossitch
111
The Mulch HutDB - DeMarcus Robinson I
DL - Thurman Cheesepoke
RB - Crux Steak
000
Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized WearhouseDB - Oscar Pumaman
QB - Louisville Sinkhorn
DL - O.D. Tollette
010
Services Division
Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law FirmDL - Hoss Manatee
QB - Teddy Graham
RB - Masterpiece Theater
010
Casa de Gordoso Hourly MotelWR - O'Darius O'Callaghan
QB - Horshu Springfield
LB - Gearl Boyd
110
EXTREME DentistryDB - Shamwow Davis
LB - Tron Kilo
WR - Snuggie Smith
010
House of Guffaws Comedy PalaceRB - Hercules Paulroma
DL - Sponge MacDonald
DB - Nahveri N'Tyson
000
Yoga For FattiesWR - Precision Routerunner
DB - Caramello Anthony
DL - Rufus Bernard
000

Blue Collar Conference

Team Captains Conf.
Titles
Div.
Titles
Playoff
App.
Grit Division
Big Paul's Mexican-less Car WashQB - Gregg McMuffin
RB - Marshall Caulk
DL - Whiskey Caravan
001
Busted Rubber Auto & Tire RepairTE - Big John Stuff
DB - Alimonious Inquisitor
LB - Devious Mastermind
001
Rusty Pipe Job PlumbingRB - Gary Squirts
DL - Respect Bookerman
LB - Pecan Logg
001
Sam & Sons Gazebo RepairWR - Juxtaposition Cooper
DL - Maximum Swedenhouse
LB - Marcellus Shale
011
Twin Towers ConstructionRB - Jamiroquai James
WR - Frickin Frank
DB - Dundrecous Rodriguez
012
Grind Division
Ballet Bob's Dance StudioRB - Alabaster Codpiece
LB - Lady Samantha
WR - Furious Cheeseplate
000
Captain Chuck's Adventure TaxiTE - Jimmy Zimbabwe
DL - Yurik Yurika
WR - Citrus Bowl
111
The Horsepussy SaloonRB - War Machine Reynolds
QB - Bourbon Shandy
DB - Lito Zanzibar
000
Taxes RoadhouseLB - Crunch Donette
QB - Guitar Solo
DB - Veritable Cornucopia
111
Welders of the UniverseWR - D'Colon Ream
DB - Butterscotch Toppings
QB - Kirk Fogg
101

Child Services Conference

Team Captains Conf.
Titles
Div.
Titles
Playoff
App.
Fun Division
Bully Factory Children's MMARB - Literal Garbage
WR - Mission Complete
QB - Gooz Marshall
020
Crashzone Trampoline ExperienceDB - Ker-Plunk Foley
DL - Sylvester Wafflehouse
QB - Brandon Nubian
001
Mitch's Toys & GunsWR - Nobody Inparticular
RB - Chattanooga Mudslide
DL - Husky Alabaman
000
Moist Adventures Indoor Water ParkQB - Spencer Gifts
TE - Holatta Love
DB - Lazerrus Lazarus
001
Shifty Lou's ArcadeLB - Harmonious Screams
DB - Richard Clock
DL - Macadamia Washington
000
Mandatory Division
1-800-BUY-A-DADRB - Precarious Situation
LB - Bobby Dumpkins
WR - Nuggets Malone
212
Hootenanny's Country/Western Day CareWR - Raidarious Oakland
DB - Mathias Crunk
DL - Whoopee Macon
001
Ted's Baby Clothes EmporiumDB - Magisterial Tuna
QB - Jonas Brothers
RB - Nitro Shaggy
001
Tony & Paul's Child Escort ServiceLB - Violent Coitus
RB - Pythagorean Theorem
QB - Joey Freshwater
000
U-NEED-A CLOWNWR - Fukkinlou Rawls
LB - .38 Special Harrison
TE - Delford John Bovine
112

Foreign Legion

Team Captains Conf.
Titles
Div.
Titles
Playoff
App.
Pinko Division
Danish Lou's Chutney HouseDL - Credgeton Duplex
WR - Oblivious Newscaster
LB - Harvey Gak
000
Francois CreperieWR - Croissandro Williams
RB - Glendrell Splendid
LB - Doudou Pamper
000
Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti HouseQB - Carson Brown
RB - Marvelous Virgin
LB - Bash Brothers
000
Nothin' But Borscht Food TruckWR - Ed'Lexus Williams
QB - Kay O'Pectate
TE - Scroats Hammerson
010
The Wandering Lush Irish PubQB - Tennessee Cock
WR - Domino Rally
DL - Jumbo Grazonga
111
Oriental Division
Daggum Singh's Exotic ColarsDB - Graphonso Grohnson
QB - Dytereous Mays
DL - Corndog Boudreaux
000
Go Pho YourselfRB - Vonte Bilarious
TE - Tim'Nissan Kennedy
QB - Marquis DeVallemond
000
Happy Release ManicuresWR - Quasi Black
DL - Hector Ponderosa
TE - Uppity Lastname
000
Kebab BarkersDB - Rex Neffect
LB - Kirk Patrick Kirkpatrick
WR - Nick Arcade
111
Second to Naan Curry ShopQB - Ultamious Warrior
RB - Cedric Malomar
DL - Czlut Bumwalla
121

Gluttony League

Team Captains Conf.
Titles
Div.
Titles
Playoff
App.
Quick Service Division
The Creamy SurpriseQB - Q Beagles
WR - Dodecahedron Lewis
LB - Krugg Jugmann
012
Flappy Pappy's Pancake ShantyLB - Apothecary Jones
DB - Dwayne Dwest
TE - Dan'Majerle Edwards
111
Pablo's Roadside TacosLB - Koladeral Damage
WR - Jabroni Robbins
QB - Gary Indiana
001
Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy StoreLB - Denmarkus Finland
WR - Puttinon'da Ritz
RB - Kyoto Coitusfish
000
Tremor's PizzaRB - Poopsie Harris
LB - Popcorn Shingles
DB - Squandulius Cosmos
110
Fine Dining Division
Abigail May's Aggressive SteakhouseWR - Aucontrarius Monfrere
LB - Hunky Burley
TE - Johnny Dickshot
000
The Binging Texan BBQ BuffetRB - Mo Better-Blues
DL - Bruce Makesugar
LB - Gladiator Gemini
011
Delgrango's Discount SeafoodDB - Norlando Norida
TE - Arkadelphia Praline
QB - Jim Bob Cootre
011
Diddler's Family RestaurantRB - Hexidecimal Porter IV
DL - Bo'Camry Smith
WR - Queequeg Manticore
000
Kathy's Kountry Kookin'WR - Gregtavious Proops
RB - Dishwalla Pearson
LB - Bo Jangles
111



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