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Loa2
LOA Premier Division
Dates TBD
Sport Football/Soccer
Game Used Pro Evolution Soccer '12, XBox 360
Format League
Participants 14
Matches Played 182
Tournament History
2016 2017 2017-18

This is the fourth season of the League of Atrocities Premier Division, a football (soccer) league presented by IRM, and comprised entirely by prisoners who have committed heinous acts. The entire league, its teams and players, are fictional and created, and all games are simulated using Pro Evolution Soccer '12 for the XBox 360. For the first time, in this season, all games will be played using Coach Mode, with the only adjustments made in game being preset formations and substitutions (though auto-subs is also on).

The Premier Division is comprised of 14 teams, of which 13 competed in the Summer 2016 Championship tournament under the prior format, last season. They are joined by 1 team from the 2016 Second Division.

This season marks the Premier Division debut of Red Terror Bolsheviks, who won their respective group with the highest points total.

Teams

Rosters

Main article: LOA 2017 Rosters
Main article: LOA Fall 2016 Transfers

Stadium List

Team Changes

To Premier Division

Promoted from Second Division

  • Daesh Atletico

From Premier Division

Relegated to Second Division

  • Real Qaeda
  • Sinn Féin FC
  • Sun City FC

League Table

Pos Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1CF Cartel de Escobar 7 4 3 0 11 6 +5 15
2Kim Jong Un-ited 7 4 2 1 11 5 +6 14
3Lokomotiv Buchenwald 7 3 3 1 13 7 +6 12
4CF Inquisición 7 3 3 1 9 7 +2 12
5AC Gaddafi 7 2 4 1 8 5 +3 10
6FC Spartak Hamas 7 2 4 1 7 7 0 10
7Nuclear Arsenal 7 3 1 3 10 12 -2 10
8FC Kristallnacht 7 3 0 4 8 7 +1 9
9Red Terror Bolsheviks 7 2 3 2 7 9 -2 9
10Force Publique FC 7 1 4 2 7 7 0 7
11SC Manifest Destiny 7 1 3 3 5 8 -3 6
12FC Smallpox 7 1 2 4 4 8 -4 5
13Drone Strikers FC 7 1 2 4 5 10 -5 5
14FC Genocide 7 1 2 4 4 11 -7 5

(C) Champions; (O) Saved from Relegation via Playoff Win; (R) Relegated

    : Champions
    : Advanced to Relegation playoff
    : Relegated to Second Division

Results

Matchday 1

Supreme Leader Stadium
Kim Jong Un-ited 1 - 1 Lokomotiv Buchenwald
Aginmovic Soccerball shade 14' Schippzinger Soccerball shade 75' (o.g.)

Estadio Tortura
CF Inquisición 1 - 0 Nuclear Arsenal
Manese Soccerball shade 51'

Severed Hands Road
Force Publique FC 1 - 1 Drone Strikers FC
Uzgaida Soccerball shade 19' Frütenscupen Soccerball shade 17'

Homestead Park
SC Manifest Destiny 2 - 0 FC Genocide
Malegioco Soccerball shade 12' Redcard 82'
Larry Bord Soccerball shade 51'

Variola Park
FC Smallpox 0 - 2 FC Kristallnacht
Black Soccerball shade 19'
Cavity Soccerball shade 30'

Montaña de Coca
CF Cartel de Escobar 0 - 0 FC Spartak Hamas

Arena Trotsky
Red Terror Bolsheviks 1 - 1 AC Gaddafi
Enebrio Soccerball shade 7' Raducan Soccerball shade 60'


Matchday 2

Supreme Leader Stadium
Kim Jong Un-ited 2 - 0 SC Manifest Destiny
Klaunstrajk Soccerball shade 29'83'

Reichstagstadion
FC Kristallnacht 1 - 0 Drone Strikers FC
Zvrace Soccerball shade 62'

Montaña de Coca
CF Cartel de Escobar 2 - 1 CF Inquisición
Poomplim Soccerball shade 24'
Palomitas Soccerball shade 33'
Manese Soccerball shade 52'

Boxcar Ground
Lokomotiv Buchenwald 4 - 0 Red Terror Bolsheviks
Brappa Doo Soccerball shade 7'
Scheissedecker Soccerball shade 41'74'
Anabole Soccerball shade 72'

Gaddafi Stadium
AC Gaddafi 1 - 2 Nuclear Arsenal
Fabrique Soccerball shade 2' Gravlund Soccerball shade 23'
Executive Soccerball shade 76'

Hezbollah Stadium
FC Spartak Hamas 2 - 2 Force Publique FC
Trollheimen Soccerball shade 6'
Sancaicos Soccerball shade 74'
Assbreath Soccerball shade 58'
Andade Soccerball shade 84'

Stadion Slobodan Milošević
FC Genocide 1 - 0 FC Smallpox
Augursson Soccerball shade 13'


Matchday 3

MQ Stadium
Drone Strikers FC 1 - 3 Kim Jong Un-ited
Shaft Hunter Soccerball shade 24' Klaunstrajk Soccerball shade 16'
Plachnikov Soccerball shade 26' (o.g.)
Criceto Soccerball shade 90'

Homestead Park
SC Manifest Destiny 1 - 1 CF Inquisición
Vehemently Soccerball shade 26' Roko Shambo Soccerball shade 67'

Reichstagstadion
FC Kristallnacht 1 - 2 Lokomotiv Buchenwald
Cavity Soccerball shade 44' Matematico Soccerball shade 19'
Tolerance Soccerball shade 66'

Teller-Ulam Park
Nuclear Arsenal 3 - 5 CF Cartel de Escobar
Executive Soccerball shade 5'63'
Blergelsen Soccerball shade 47'
Lighthouse Soccerball shade 3'
Pele (Not that one) Soccerball shade 30'76'
Ishak Ratin Soccerball shade 42'
Articulo Soccerball shade 72'

Arena Trotsky
Red Terror Bolsheviks 1 - 1 Force Publique FC
Falske Soccerball shade 18' Brown Soccerball shade 44'

Gaddafi Stadium
AC Gaddafi 1 - 1 FC Genocide
de Pussois Soccerball shade 17' (pen.) Community Theater Soccerball shade 3'

Variola Park
FC Smallpox 0 - 2 FC Spartak Hamas
Trollheimen Soccerball shade 14'
John Cougar Soccerball shade 57'


Matchday 4

Supreme Leader Stadium
Kim Jong Un-ited 1 - 0 FC Smallpox
Creamy Soccerball shade 21'

Stadion Slobodan Milošević
FC Genocide 0 - 1 FC Spartak Hamas
Novotny Soccerball shade 7'

Severed Hands Road
Force Publique FC 0 - 0 AC Gaddafi

Teller-Ulam Park
Nuclear Arsenal 2 - 0 Red Terror Bolsheviks
Executive Soccerball shade 16'
Vaart Soccerball shade 54'

Boxcar Ground
Lokomotiv Buchenwald 1 - 1 CF Cartel de Escobar
Dvorak Soccerball shade 68' Bouffant Soccerball shade 74'

Estadio Tortura
CF Inquisición 2 - 1 FC Kristallnacht
Manese Soccerball shade 5'55' Tigrepeña Soccerball shade 50'

MQ Stadium
Drone Strikers FC 1 - 0 SC Manifest Destiny
Frütenscupen Soccerball shade 59'


Matchday 5

Montaña de Coca
CF Cartel de Escobar 1 - 1 Kim Jong Un-ited
Schippzinger Soccerball shade 11' (o.g.) Lit Fam Soccerball shade 42'

Arena Trotsky
Red Terror Bolsheviks 2 - 0 FC Kristallnacht
Huti Blofesh Soccerball shade 3'71'

Gaddafi Stadium
AC Gaddafi 2 - 0 SC Manifest Destiny
EE Ouhaha Soccerball shade 56'
Fellatio Soccerball shade 80'

Hezbollah Stadium
FC Spartak Hamas 1 - 1 Drone Strikers FC
Novotny Soccerball shade 11' Bjorn Soccerball shade 48'

Variola Park
FC Smallpox 1 - 1 CF Inquisición
Taco Taco Soccerball shade 80' Nerdrogh Soccerball shade 53'

Stadion Slobodan Milošević
FC Genocide 1 - 4 Lokomotiv Buchenwald
Zaki Al-Aqrip Soccerball shade 43' Brappa Doo Soccerball shade 72'
Cacahuetes Soccerball shade 74'
Scheissedecker Soccerball shade 78'
Matematico Soccerball shade 86'

Severed Hands Road
Force Publique FC 1 - 2 Nuclear Arsenal
Andade Soccerball shade 82' Bukaku Soccerball shade 3'33'


Matchday 6

Supreme Leader Stadium
Kim Jong Un-ited 0 - 2 Force Publique FC
Goonk Soccerball shade 8' (o.g.)
Castrato Soccerball shade 63'

Teller-Ulam Park
Nuclear Arsenal 1 - 1 FC Genocide
Truplovic Soccerball shade 31' Zaki Al-Aqrip Soccerball shade 58'

Boxcar Ground
Lokomotiv Buchenwald 0 - 2 FC Smallpox
Leoagua Soccerball shade 49'
Beinveld Soccerball shade 86'

Estadio Tortura
CF Inquisición 1 - 1 FC Spartak Hamas
Manese Soccerball shade 29' Grevenbroich Soccerball shade 75' (pen.)

Gaddafi Stadium
AC Gaddafi 2 - 0 Drone Strikers FC
Fellatio Soccerball shade 51'
Fabrique Soccerball shade 72'

Homestead Park
SC Manifest Destiny 1 - 1 Red Terror Bolsheviks
Barbacoa Soccerball shade 79' Znctrumpetharis Soccerball shade 19'

Reichstagstadion
FC Kristallnacht 0 - 1 CF Cartel de Escobar
Ishak Ratin Soccerball shade 77'


Matchday 7

Hezbollah Stadium
FC Spartak Hamas 0 - 3 Kim Jong Un-ited
Creamy Soccerball shade 36'
Criceto Soccerball shade 55'
Klaunstrajk Soccerball shade 61'

Variola Park
FC Smallpox 1 - 1 AC Gaddafi
Ryu Jun-Seo Soccerball shade 52' Spazzatura Soccerball shade 68'

Stadion Slobodan Milošević
FC Genocide 0 - 2 Red Terror Bolsheviks
Ramoooooooon Soccerball shade 3'
Gruts Soccerball shade 88'

Severed Hands Road
Force Publique FC 0 - 1 CF Cartel de Escobar
Palomitas Soccerball shade 14'

Teller-Ulam Park
Nuclear Arsenal 0 - 3 FC Kristallnacht
Berezin Soccerball shade 38'
Tigrepeña Soccerball shade 44'
Zvrace Soccerball shade 82'

Boxcar Ground
Lokomotiv Buchenwald 1 - 1 SC Manifest Destiny
Dvorak Soccerball shade 84' Vehemently Soccerball shade 51'

MQ Stadium
Drone Strikers FC 1 - 2 CF Inquisición
Silastraze Soccerball shade 41' Roko Shambo Soccerball shade 45'
Salazar Soccerball shade 79' (o.g.)


Matchday 8

Estadio Tortura
CF Inquisición v Kim Jong Un-ited

MQ Stadium
Drone Strikers FC v Lokomotiv Buchenwald

Homestead Park
SC Manifest Destiny v Nuclear Arsenal

Reichstagstadion
FC Kristallnacht v Force Publique FC

Montaña de Coca
CF Cartel de Escobar v FC Genocide

Arena Trotsky
Red Terror Bolsheviks v FC Smallpox

Gaddafi Stadium
AC Gaddafi v FC Spartak Hamas

Matchday 9

Supreme Leader Stadium
Kim Jong Un-ited v Red Terror Bolsheviks

Montaña de Coca
CF Cartel de Escobar v AC Gaddafi

Hezbollah Stadium
FC Spartak Hamas v FC Kristallnacht

Homestead Park
SC Manifest Destiny v FC Smallpox

Stadion Slobodan Milošević
FC Genocide v Drone Strikers FC

Severed Hands Road
Force Publique FC v CF Inquisición

Teller-Ulam Park
Nuclear Arsenal v Lokomotiv Buchenwald

Matchday 10

Gaddafi Stadium
AC Gaddafi v Kim Jong Un-ited

Arena Trotsky
Red Terror Bolsheviks v FC Spartak Hamas

Variola Park
FC Smallpox v CF Cartel de Escobar

Reichstagstadion
FC Kristallnacht v FC Genocide

Severed Hands Road
Force Publique FC v SC Manifest Destiny

Teller-Ulam Park
Nuclear Arsenal v Drone Strikers FC

Boxcar Ground
Lokomotiv Buchenwald v CF Inquisición

Matchday 11

Estadio Tortura
CF Inquisición v Red Terror Bolsheviks

MQ Stadium
Drone Strikers FC v CF Cartel de Escobar

Homestead Park
SC Manifest Destiny v FC Kristallnacht

Supreme Leader Stadium
Kim Jong Un-ited v FC Genocide

Variola Park
FC Smallpox v Force Publique FC

Hezbollah Stadium
FC Spartak Hamas v Nuclear Arsenal

Gaddafi Stadium
AC Gaddafi v Lokomotiv Buchenwald

Matchday 12

Teller-Ulam Park
Nuclear Arsenal v Kim Jong Un-ited

Boxcar Ground
Lokomotiv Buchenwald v Force Publique FC

Stadion Slobodan Milošević
FC Genocide v CF Inquisición

MQ Stadium
Drone Strikers FC v FC Smallpox

Homestead Park
SC Manifest Destiny v FC Spartak Hamas

Reichstagstadion
FC Kristallnacht v AC Gaddafi

Montaña de Coca
CF Cartel de Escobar v Red Terror Bolsheviks

Matchday 13

Supreme Leader Stadium
Kim Jong Un-ited v FC Kristallnacht

Montaña de Coca
CF Cartel de Escobar v SC Manifest Destiny

Arena Trotsky
Red Terror Bolsheviks v Drone Strikers FC

Estadio Tortura
CF Inquisición v AC Gaddafi

Hezbollah Stadium
FC Spartak Hamas v Lokomotiv Buchenwald

Variola Park
FC Smallpox v Nuclear Arsenal

Severed Hands Road
Force Publique FC v FC Genocide

Matchday 14

Boxcar Ground
Lokomotiv Buchenwald v Kim Jong Un-ited

Teller-Ulam Park
Nuclear Arsenal v CF Inquisición

MQ Stadium
Drone Strikers FC v Force Publique FC

Stadion Slobodan Milošević
FC Genocide v SC Manifest Destiny

Reichstagstadion
FC Kristallnacht v FC Smallpox

Hezbollah Stadium
FC Spartak Hamas v CF Cartel de Escobar

Gaddafi Stadium
AC Gaddafi v Red Terror Bolsheviks

Matchday 15

Homestead Park
SC Manifest Destiny v Kim Jong Un-ited

MQ Stadium
Drone Strikers FC v FC Kristallnacht

Estadio Tortura
CF Inquisición v CF Cartel de Escobar

Arena Trotsky
Red Terror Bolsheviks v Lokomotiv Buchenwald

Teller-Ulam Park
Nuclear Arsenal v AC Gaddafi

Severed Hands Road
Force Publique FC v FC Spartak Hamas

Variola Park
FC Smallpox v FC Genocide

Matchday 16

Supreme Leader Stadium
Kim Jong Un-ited v Drone Strikers FC

Estadio Tortura
CF Inquisición v SC Manifest Destiny

Boxcar Ground
Lokomotiv Buchenwald v FC Kristallnacht

Montaña de Coca
CF Cartel de Escobar v Nuclear Arsenal

Severed Hands Road
Force Publique FC v Red Terror Bolsheviks

Stadion Slobodan Milošević
FC Genocide v AC Gaddafi

Hezbollah Stadium
FC Spartak Hamas v FC Smallpox

Matchday 17

Variola Park
FC Smallpox v Kim Jong Un-ited

Hezbollah Stadium
FC Spartak Hamas v FC Genocide

Gaddafi Stadium
AC Gaddafi v Force Publique FC

Arena Trotsky
Red Terror Bolsheviks v Nuclear Arsenal

Montaña de Coca
CF Cartel de Escobar v Lokomotiv Buchenwald

Reichstagstadion
FC Kristallnacht v CF Inquisición

Homestead Park
SC Manifest Destiny v Drone Strikers FC

Matchday 18

Supreme Leader Stadium
Kim Jong Un-ited v CF Cartel de Escobar

Reichstagstadion
FC Kristallnacht v Red Terror Bolsheviks

Homestead Park
SC Manifest Destiny v AC Gaddafi

MQ Stadium
Drone Strikers FC v FC Spartak Hamas

Estadio Tortura
CF Inquisición v FC Smallpox

Boxcar Ground
Lokomotiv Buchenwald v FC Genocide

Teller-Ulam Park
Nuclear Arsenal v Force Publique FC

Matchday 19

Severed Hands Road
Force Publique FC v Kim Jong Un-ited

Stadion Slobodan Milošević
FC Genocide v Nuclear Arsenal

Variola Park
FC Smallpox v Lokomotiv Buchenwald

Hezbollah Stadium
FC Spartak Hamas v CF Inquisición

MQ Stadium
Drone Strikers FC v AC Gaddafi

Arena Trotsky
Red Terror Bolsheviks v SC Manifest Destiny

Montaña de Coca
CF Cartel de Escobar v FC Kristallnacht

Matchday 20

Supreme Leader Stadium
Kim Jong Un-ited v FC Spartak Hamas

Gaddafi Stadium
AC Gaddafi v FC Smallpox

Arena Trotsky
Red Terror Bolsheviks v FC Genocide

Montaña de Coca
CF Cartel de Escobar v Force Publique FC

Reichstagstadion
FC Kristallnacht v Nuclear Arsenal

Homestead Park
SC Manifest Destiny v Lokomotiv Buchenwald

Estadio Tortura
CF Inquisición v Drone Strikers FC

Matchday 21

Supreme Leader Stadium
Kim Jong Un-ited v CF Inquisición

Boxcar Ground
Lokomotiv Buchenwald v Drone Strikers FC

Teller-Ulam Park
Nuclear Arsenal v SC Manifest Destiny

Severed Hands Road
Force Publique FC v FC Kristallnacht

Stadion Slobodan Milošević
FC Genocide v CF Cartel de Escobar

Variola Park
FC Smallpox v Red Terror Bolsheviks

Hezbollah Stadium
FC Spartak Hamas v AC Gaddafi

Matchday 22

Arena Trotsky
Red Terror Bolsheviks v Kim Jong Un-ited

Gaddafi Stadium
AC Gaddafi v CF Cartel de Escobar

Reichstagstadion
FC Kristallnacht v FC Spartak Hamas

Variola Park
FC Smallpox v SC Manifest Destiny

MQ Stadium
Drone Strikers FC v FC Genocide

Estadio Tortura
CF Inquisición v Force Publique FC

Boxcar Ground
Lokomotiv Buchenwald v Nuclear Arsenal

Matchday 23

Supreme Leader Stadium
Kim Jong Un-ited v AC Gaddafi

Hezbollah Stadium
FC Spartak Hamas v Red Terror Bolsheviks

Montaña de Coca
CF Cartel de Escobar v FC Smallpox

Stadion Slobodan Milošević
FC Genocide v FC Kristallnacht

Homestead Park
SC Manifest Destiny v Force Publique FC

MQ Stadium
Drone Strikers FC v Nuclear Arsenal

Estadio Tortura
CF Inquisición v Lokomotiv Buchenwald

Matchday 24

Arena Trotsky
Red Terror Bolsheviks v CF Inquisición

Montaña de Coca
CF Cartel de Escobar v Drone Strikers FC

Reichstagstadion
FC Kristallnacht v SC Manifest Destiny

Stadion Slobodan Milošević
FC Genocide v Kim Jong Un-ited

Severed Hands Road
Force Publique FC v FC Smallpox

Teller-Ulam Park
Nuclear Arsenal v FC Spartak Hamas

Boxcar Ground
Lokomotiv Buchenwald v AC Gaddafi

Matchday 25

Supreme Leader Stadium
Kim Jong Un-ited v Nuclear Arsenal

Severed Hands Road
Force Publique FC v Lokomotiv Buchenwald

Estadio Tortura
CF Inquisición v FC Genocide

Variola Park
FC Smallpox v Drone Strikers FC

Hezbollah Stadium
FC Spartak Hamas v SC Manifest Destiny

Gaddafi Stadium
AC Gaddafi v FC Kristallnacht

Arena Trotsky
Red Terror Bolsheviks v CF Cartel de Escobar

Matchday 26

Reichstagstadion
FC Kristallnacht v Kim Jong Un-ited

Homestead Park
SC Manifest Destiny v CF Cartel de Escobar

MQ Stadium
Drone Strikers FC v Red Terror Bolsheviks

Gaddafi Stadium
AC Gaddafi v CF Inquisición

Boxcar Ground
Lokomotiv Buchenwald v FC Spartak Hamas

Teller-Ulam Park
Nuclear Arsenal v FC Smallpox

Stadion Slobodan Milošević
FC Genocide v Force Publique FC


Season Statistics

Scoring

Rank Player Club Goals

Clean Sheets

Rank Player Club Clean sheets



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