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Golazzo Super League Season 1

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Golazzo
Golazzo Super League Season 1
Dates 14 January 2019 - TBD
Sport Football (the un-American kind)
Game Used FIFA '19, PS4
Format League
Participants 12
Matches Played 63 of 132
Golazzo Super League
Season 1 Season 2

This is the first season of the GOLAZZO Super League, the highest division of football among the BritWres GOLAZZO Group Chat. The season began on 14 January 2019. Twelve teams will contest the league.

Teams

Team Manager In Game Team
Bacon Juniors Flag of ENG Duffy Flag of ENG Leicester City
Barry Davies Ultras Flag of ENG Dan Flag of FRA Olympique Lyonnais
Blayne Trains Flag of IRL Blayne Flag of ENG Wolverhampton Wanderers
IKEA FC Flag of SWE Patrik Flag of ESP Athletic Bilbao
Joelinton and the Kramaric's Flag of WAL Lewis Flag of GER Hoffenheim
Kilmonarch FC Flag of SCO Alan Flag of ITA Parma
Menudos Golazzos Flag of ESP Manu Flag of ESP Celta Vigo
No Thirst Just First Flag of ENG Jamo Flag of ENG West Ham United
Principauté de Sideburns Flag of SCO Eddie Flag of FRA AS Monaco
Rui Caffè Nero Flag of SCO Daz Flag of ITA Atalanta
Scores on the Dawes Flag of ENG Olly Flag of POR Sporting CP
TRASH (all caps) Flag of ENG Dazzler Flag of ITA Torino

Format

The 12 teams will play a round-robin tournament whereby each team plays each one of the other teams two times. After 22 games, the team with the most points is declared champion.

The Inglese Invitational is the cup competition, a single-elimination knockout tournament taking place concurrent to the league. The twelve Golazzo Super League teams will take place, along with two invited clubs. The top four teams in the league, as of Week 4, will receive byes to the quarter-finals. The bottom two clubs will be paired up with the two invited clubs in the qualifying round, and along with the remaining six clubs, will be paired up in the first round proper.

League summary

League table

Pos Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Scores on the Dawes 11 9 2 0 44 16 +28 29
2 No Thirst Just First 12 5 5 2 33 22 +11 20
3 Principauté de Sideburns 10 5 4 1 22 11 +11 19
4 Rui Caffè Nero 11 6 0 5 16 19 -3 18
5 Menudos Golazzos 10 5 2 3 20 18 +2 17
6 Blayne Trains 11 4 3 4 18 17 +1 15
7 Barry Davies Ultras 7 4 1 2 16 11 +5 13
8 IKEA FC 11 3 4 4 12 19 -7 13
9 Bacon Juniors 11 4 0 7 28 26 +2 12
10 Joelinton and the Kramarics 12 3 3 6 17 17 0 12
11 TRASH (all caps) 12 1 3 8 12 28 -16 6
12 Kilmonarch FC 8 0 1 7 1 35 -34 1

(C) Champions; (R) Relegated

    : Champions
    : UEFA Intertoto Cup qualification
    : Relegation Playoff with Liechtenstein Cup winner.
    : Relegated to Golazzo Super League (Don't forget, you're here forever.)

Positions by round

Team \ Round 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22
Olly 3 2 1 1 1 1
Jamo 2 5 7 3 4 2
Manu 4 6 4 5 2 3
Eddie 1 1 2 4 5 4
Dan 5 3 3 2 3 5
Daz 9 7 5 7 6 6
Blayne 6 4 6 6 8 7
Patrik 10 9 8 8 7 8
Lewis 8 10 10 10 9 9
Duffy 7 8 9 9 10 10
Dazzler 11 11 11 11 11 11
Alan 12 12 12 12 12 12

Results

Past rounds

Matchday 1

14 January 2019
IKEA FC 1 - 3 Scores on the Dawes
Garcia Goal 68'
Berchiche Red card 3' 		Fernandes Goal 36'
Dost Goal 45' (pen), 76'
Rui Caffè Nero 0 - 1 Barry Davies Ultras
Depay Goal 6'
TRASH (all caps) 0 - 3 No Thirst Just First
Yarmolenko Goal 26' (pen.)
Lanzini Goal 45'
Carroll Goal 81'
15 January 2019
Blayne Trains 1 - 0 Joelinton and the Kramaric's
J. Moutinho Goal 69'
16 January 2019
Bacon Juniors 1 - 2 Menudos Golazzos
Vardy Goal 58' Chilwell Goal 5' (o.g.)
Méndez Goal 41'
17 January 2019
Kilmonarch FC 0 - 4 Principauté de Sideburns
Falcao Goal 22'
Golovin Goal 61', 78'
Sidibe Goal 90+1'


Matchday 2

21 January 2019
Blayne Trains 3 - 1 IKEA FC
Jota Goal 24', 45', 63' Williams Goal 76'
Joelinton and the Kramaric's 1 - 4 Principauté de Sideburns
Adams Nuhu Goal 90' Fabregas Goal 5', 54'
Lopes Goal 27'
Falcao Goal 90'
23 January 2019
Bacon Juniors 1 - 4 Barry Davies Ultras
Iborra Goal 41' Ndombele Goal 10'
Traoré Goal 29', 37', 77'
Rui Caffè Nero 4 - 0 Kilmonarch FC
Rigoni Goal 51', 61'
Zapata Goal 68', 85'
TRASH (all caps) 0 - 3 Scores on the Dawes
Nani Goal 20'
Dost Goal 33', 55'
24 January 2019
Menudos Golazzos 2 - 2 No Thirst Just First
Boufal Goal 44'
Aspas Goal 74' 		Felipe Anderson Goal 3'
Arnautovic Goal 61'


Matchday 3

28 January 2019
Scores on the Dawes 5 - 0 Blayne Trains
Dost Goal 54', 76', 85'
BattagliaGoal 68'
Mané Goal 90+5' 		Neves Missed (70) 70'
Rui Caffè Nero 2 - 0 Joelinton and the Kramarics
Ilicic Goal 43'
Gomez Goal 72'
29 January 2019
No Thirst Just First 3 - 3 Barry Davies Ultras
Yarmolenko Goal 37'
Felipe Anderson Goal 66'
Snodgrass Goal 90' 		Traoré Goal 14', 75'
Fekir Goal 88'
IKEA FC 0 - 0 Principauté de Sideburns
30 January 2019
Bacon Juniors 6 - 0 Kilmonarch FC
Pereira Goal 6'
Vardy Goal 19', 53'
Gray Goal 30'
Vardy Missed (43) 43'
Iheanacho Goal 59', 90'
Vardy Missed (89) 89' 		Gazzola Red card 89'
TRASH (all caps) 2 - 4 Menudos Golazzos
Sisto Goal 10'
Belotti Goal 77' 		Ansaldi Goal 21'
Aspas Goal 35' (pen.), 53' (pen.), 86'


Matchday 4

4 February 2019
Principauté de Sideburns 0 - 0 Blayne Trains
Rui Caffè Nero 1 - 2 IKEA FC
Ilicic Goal 90+2' Garcia Goal 23'
Williams Goal 86'
Capa Red card 90+2'
5 February 2019
Kilmonarch FC 0 - 7 No Thirst Just First
Arnautovic Goal 20', 55', 58', 70', 90' (pen.)
Wilshere Goal 62'
Nasri Goal 75'
Balbuena Red card 80'
6 February 2019
Bacon Juniors 1 - 2 Joelinton and the Kramarics
Gray Goal 63' Joelinton Goal 39'
Kramaric Goal 71'
7 February 2019
Barry Davies Ultras 4 - 2 TRASH (all caps)
Depay Goal 6'
Traoré Goal 15', 65'
Fekir Missed (43) 43' Goal 86' 		Rincón Goal 28'
Zaza Goal 73'
Menudos Golazzos 2 - 2 Scores on the Dawes
Boufal Goal 8'
Aspas Goal 49' 		Dost Goal 33'
Diaby Goal 59'


Matchday 5

12 February 2019
Blayne Trains 0 - 1 Rui Caffè Nero
Zapata Goal 56'
Scores on the Dawes 3 - 3 Principauté de Sideburns
Gudelj Goal 30'
Dost Goal 43', 53' 		Glik Goal 65'
Golovin Goal 72'
Falcao Goal 75'
14 February 2019
IKEA FC 2 - 1 Bacon Juniors
Garcia Goal 14', 61' Vardy Goal 81'
No Thirst Just First 1 - 1 Joelinton and the Kramarics
Felipe Anderson Goal 19' Demirbay Goal 82'
15 February 2019
Menudos Golazzos 1 - 0 Barry Davies Ultras
Beltrán Goal 90'
16 February 2019
TRASH (all caps) 1 - 0 Kilmonarch FC
Belotti Goal 69'


Matchday 6

19 February 2019
No Thirst Just First 2 - 2 IKEA FC
Yarmolenko Goal 15'
Hernández Goal 66' 		Williams Goal 64'
Aduriz Goal 69'
Rui Caffè Nero 3 - 1 Principauté de Sideburns
Zapata Goal 4'
Ilicic Goal 53'
Pasalic Goal 59' 		Falcao Goal 48'
Joelinton and the Kramarics 1 - 1 TRASH (all caps)
Szalai Goal 74' Zaza Goal 36'
20 February 2019
Bacon Juniors 3 - 5 Blayne Trains
Vardy Goal 21'
Albrighton Goal 82'
Pereira Goal 90' 		Jota Goal 18'
Costa Goal 57', 70'
Doherty Goal 62'
Jimenez Goal 86'
21 February 2019
Barry Davies Ultras 3 - 4 Scores on the Dawes
Traoré Goal 23'
Aouar Goal 37'
Rafael Goal 53' 		Wendel Goal 5'
Fernandes Goal 15'
Diaby Goal 49', 72'
Kilmonarch FC P - P Menudos Golazzos


Matchday 7

25 February 2019
Blayne Trains 0 - 2 No Thirst Just First
Wilshere Goal 11'
Obiang Goal 31'
26 February 2019
Scores on the Dawes 7 - 0 Rui Caffè Nero
Dost Goal 5', 26', 45', 83'
Fernandes Goal 36'
Acuña Goal 73', 87'
28 February 2019
Principauté de Sideburns 2 - 1 Bacon Juniors
Falcao Goal 15'
Chadli Goal 48' 		Maddison Goal 66'
TRASH (all caps) 1 - 1 IKEA FC
Belotti Goal 57' (pen.) Williams Goal 69'
1 March 2019
Menudos Golazzos 2 - 3 Joelinton and the Kramarics
Aspas Goal 5'
Boudebouz Goal 38' (pen.) 		Kramaric Goal 30'
Joelinton Goal 61'
Belfodil Goal 90'
Barry Davies Ultras P - P Kilmonarch FC


Matchday 8

4 March 2019
IKEA FC 0 - 2 Menudos Golazzos
Okay Goal
Aspas Goal
No Thirst Just First 1 - 1 Principauté de Sideburns
Hernández Goal 42' Fabregas Goal 64'
TRASH (all caps) 1 - 1 Blayne Trains
Belotti Goal 32' Cavaleiro Goal 42'
6 March 2019
Joelinton and the Kramarics 0 - 1 Barry Davies Ultras
Dembélé Goal 8'
7 March 2019
Bacon Juniors 3 - 0 Rui Caffè Nero
Vardy Goal Goal
Pereira Goal
Kilmonarch FC P - P Scores on the Dawes


Matchday 9

11 March 2019
Principauté de Sideburns 4 - 1 TRASH (all caps)
Martins Goal 35'
Vainqueur Goal 66', 83'
Glik Goal 79' 		Falque Goal 71'
13 March 2019
Scores on the Dawes 5 - 3 Bacon Juniors
Maguire Goal 8' (o.g.)
Dost Goal 14', 44', 52'
Wendel Goal 65' 		Maguire Goal 19'
Pereira Goal 34'
Iheanacho Goal 73'
Rui Caffè Nero 1 - 4 No Thirst Just First
Freuler Goal 79' Lanzini Goal 12'
Antonio Goal 17'
Noble Goal 22'
Arnautovic Goal 88'
23 March 2019
Menudos Golazzos 3 - 2 Blayne Trains
Gomez Goal 31', 45', 81' Adama Goal 41'
Cavaleiro Goal 75'
31 March 2019
Kilmonarch FC 0 - 7 Joelinton and the Kramarics
Grillitsch Goal 7', 84'
Bittencourt Goal 13', 90'
Demirbay Goal 28'
Kramaric Goal 60'
Vogt Goal 78'
Barry Davies Ultras P - P IKEA FC


Matchday 10

18 March 2019
Joelinton and the Kramarics 1 - 2 Scores on the Dawes
Grillitsch Goal 8' Dost Goal 6', 54' (pen.)
21 March 2019
No Thirst Just First 3 - 5 Bacon Juniors
Felipe Anderson Goal 5', 59'
Ogbonna Red card 19'
Yarmolenko Goal 37' 		Vardy Goal 19' (pen.), 85'
Gray Goal 39'
Iheanacho Goal 65'
Okazaki Goal 90+1'
22 March 2019
Menudos Golazzos 1 - 3 Principauté de Sideburns
Gomez Goal 83' Martins Goal 13', 50'
Vinicius Goal 90+'
24 March 2019
TRASH (all caps) 0 - 1 Rui Caffè Nero
Ilicic Goal 87'
31 March 2019
IKEA FC 1 - 1 Kilmonarch FC
Gomez Goal 59' Biabiany Goal 30'
Blayne Trains P - P Barry Davies Ultras


Matchday 11

26 March 2019
Rui Caffè Nero 3 - 1 Menudos Golazzos
Ilicic Goal 26', 56', 78' Aspas Goal 15'
27 March 2019
Bacon Juniors 3 - 1 TRASH (all caps)
Vardy Goal 28', 87'
Iheanacho Goal 66' 		Rincón Goal 42'
Scores on the Dawes 5 - 2 No Thirst Just First
Fernandes Goal 13'
Diaby Goal 27'
Dost Goal 63', 87'
Wendel Goal 68' 		Yarmolenko Goal 51' (pen.)
Arnautovic Goal 85'
29 March 2019
Joelinton and the Kramarics 0 - 1 IKEA FC
Williams Goal 75'
6 April 2019
Kilmonarch FC 0 - 5 Blayne Trains
Bastoni Red card 58'
Inglese Red card 90' 		Jota Goal 38', 59'
Jonny Goal 66'
Jimenez Goal 82'
Nevez Goal 90'
Barry Davies Ultras P - P Principauté de Sideburns


Current round

Matchday 12

4 April 2019
TRASH (all caps) 2 - 3 No Thirst Just First
Rincón Goal 12'
Meite Red card 59'
Falque Goal 69' 		Hernández Goal 38'
Carroll Goal 76'
Lanzini Goal 83'
6 April 2019
Blayne Trains 1 - 1 Joelinton and the Kramarics
Jota Goal 34' Belfodil Goal 28'
15 April 2019
IKEA FC 1 - 5 Scores on the Dawes
Garcia Missed (54) 54' Goal 67' Diaby Goal 12'
Dost Goal 27', 90'
Wendel Goal 45'
Fernandes Goal 69'
Menudos Golazzos v Bacon Juniors
Principauté de Sideburns v Kilmonarch FC
Barry Davies Ultras v Rui Caffè Nero


Upcoming rounds

Matchday 13

IKEA FC v Blayne Trains
Principauté de Sideburns v Joelinton and the Kramaric's
No Thirst Just First v Menudos Golazzos
Scores on the Dawes v TRASH (all caps)
Barry Davies Ultras v Bacon Juniors
Kilmonarch FC v Rui Caffè Nero


Matchday 14

Blayne Trains v Scores on the Dawes
Menudos Golazzos v TRASH (all caps)
Principauté de Sideburns v IKEA FC
Barry Davies Ultras v No Thirst Just First
Joelinton and the Kramarics v Rui Caffè Nero
Kilmonarch FC v Bacon Juniors


Matchday 15

Scores on the Dawes v Menudos Golazzos
Blayne Trains v Principauté de Sideburns
TRASH (all caps) v Barry Davies Ultras
IKEA FC v Rui Caffè Nero
No Thirst Just First v Kilmonarch FC
Joelinton and the Kramarics v Bacon Juniors


Matchday 16

Principauté de Sideburns v Scores on the Dawes
Barry Davies Ultras v Menudos Golazzos
Rui Caffè Nero v Blayne Trains
Kilmonarch FC v TRASH (all caps)
Bacon Juniors v IKEA FC
Joelinton and the Kramarics v No Thirst Just First


Matchday 17

Scores on the Dawes v Barry Davies Ultras
Principauté de Sideburns v Rui Caffè Nero
Menudos Golazzos v Kilmonarch FC
Blayne Trains v Bacon Juniors
TRASH (all caps) v Joelinton and the Kramarics
IKEA FC v No Thirst Just First


Matchday 18

Rui Caffè Nero v Scores on the Dawes
Kilmonarch FC v Barry Davies Ultras
Bacon Juniors v Principauté de Sideburns
Joelinton and the Kramarics v Menudos Golazzos
No Thirst Just First v Blayne Trains
IKEA FC v TRASH (all caps)


Matchday 19

Scores on the Dawes v Kilmonarch FC
Rui Caffè Nero v Bacon Juniors
Barry Davies Ultras v Joelinton and the Kramarics
Principauté de Sideburns v No Thirst Just First
Menudos Golazzos v IKEA FC
Blayne Trains v TRASH (all caps)


Matchday 20

Bacon Juniors v Scores on the Dawes
Joelinton and the Kramarics v Kilmonarch FC
No Thirst Just First v Rui Caffè Nero
IKEA FC v Barry Davies Ultras
TRASH (all caps) v Principauté de Sideburns
Blayne Trains v Menudos Golazzos


Matchday 21

Scores on the Dawes v Joelinton and the Kramarics
Bacon Juniors v No Thirst Just First
Kilmonarch FC v IKEA FC
Rui Caffè Nero v TRASH (all caps)
Barry Davies Ultras v Blayne Trains
Principauté de Sideburns v Menudos Golazzos


Matchday 22

No Thirst Just First v Scores on the Dawes
IKEA FC v Joelinton and the Kramarics
TRASH (all caps) v Bacon Juniors
Blayne Trains v Kilmonarch FC
Menudos Golazzos v Rui Caffè Nero
Principauté de Sideburns v Barry Davies Ultras


Season statistics

All stats are updated through April 15.

Scoring

Rank Player Club Goals
1 Flag of NED Bas Dost Scores on the Dawes 23
2 Flag of ENG Jamie Vardy Bacon Juniors 11
3 Flag of ESP Iago Aspas Menudos Golazzos 8
Flag of AUT Marko Arnautovic No Thirst Just First
Flag of BFA Bertrand Traoré Barry Davies Ultras
6 Flag of BIH Josip Iličić Rui Caffè Nero 7
Flag of POR Jota Blayne Trains
8 Flag of COL Radamel Falcao Principauté de Sideburns 5
Flag of BRA Felipe Anderson No Thirst Just First
Flag of NGA Kelechi Iheanacho Bacon Juniors
Flag of ESP Iñaki Williams IKEA FC
Flag of UKR Andriy Yarmolenko No Thirst Just First

Discipline

Rank Team Red Yellow Pts
1 Kilmonarch FC 3 34 415
2 TRASH (all caps) 3 14 215
3 IKEA FC 3 10 175
4 No Thirst Just First 2 7 120
5 Joelinton and the Kramarics 0 7 70
6 Bacon Juniors 0 6 60
7 Rui Caffè Nero 0 4 40
8 Scores on the Dawes 0 3 30
9 Principauté de Sideburns 0 2 20
Barry Davies Ultras 0 2
11 Blayne Trains 0 1 10
Menudos Golazzos 0 1

Inglese Invitational

Qualifying Round

31 March 2019
Kilmonarch FC 0 - 1 (Sean - Sampdoria)
Gervinho Red card 74' Praet Goal 64'
31 March 2019
TRASH (all caps) 0 - 4 (Linay - Wolfsburg)
Ginczek Goal 13', 22', 61', 90+1'


First Round Proper

4 Apr 2019
Joelinton and the Kramarics 2 - 3 Bacon Juniors
Bicakcic Red card 15'
Amiri Goal 28', 36' 		Pereira Goal 38'
Chilwell Goal 42'
Vardy Missed (15) 15' Goal 75'
Rui Caffè Nero v Blayne Trains
Menudos Golazzos v (Sampdoria)
IKEA FC v (Wolfsburg)


Quarter-finals

Scores on the Dawes v TBD
Principauté de Sideburns v TBD
Barry Davies Ultras v Bacon Juniors
No Thirst Just First v TBD


Semi-finals

v
v

Final

v


Awards

Kevin Muscat Award for Achievement in Shithousery (Most booking points, 10 for yellow, 25 for red):

Gary Goals Award for Achievement in Goals (Most goals scored):

Network Rail Award for Achievement in Minding the Gap (Largest margin of victory):

Sunderland Priest Award for Most Hole-y Defence (Most goals conceded):

Preston North End Award for Achievement in Invincibility (Should a team go unbeaten):

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