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BFT
Big F'N Trucks
Dates 2013
Sport Racing (Monster Trucks)
Game Used Monster Jam: Path of Destruction,
Xbox 360
Format Points Race
Participants 18
Matches Played 3 of 18
Tournament History
Big F'n Trucks (2013)

Big F'N Trucks was a monster truck racing competition presented by IRM Sports. The competition used Monster Jam: Path of Destruction for the Xbox 360. It was pre-produced, which means that races are not played live, but recorded, edited, and cut together, similar to HCL.

The series was cancelled after 3 episodes, due to time constraints when it came to production. In other words, each episode took far too long to produce in the quick turn-around required.

At one point, the series was rebooted with a 1990's feel, featuring fewer trucks and a shorter schedule, reminiscent of the PENDA Point Series. Its intention was to be released as a Youtube exclusive. One episode was produced almost to completion, but at present date, it has never aired.

Trucks & DriversEdit

In total, 18 trucks compete in the Big F'N Trucks points championship series. Below is a list of the field for the first season.

Truck Name Driver
Amber Alert Winford Law
Assmaster II Jesse Schrader
Bohemiath "Big Daddy" Don Bodein
Clit Punch Bort Reudiger
Compensator Charlie Hickman
Cradle Robber Leland Burgess
Genital Giant Roy Humphries
HCL Broken Facebone Jonny Weber
Horse Brutality Cliff Parks
Killer Moth Dexter Holt
Menopause Jackie Simpson
Oklahoma City Bomber Doyle Webb
Puppy Pounder Doug Soto
Reptile Dysfunction R.C. Manning
Semen Extractor Billy Bubkis
Spastic Colon I.B. Simmons
Westboro Crusader Tommy Phelps-Roeper
Wifestomper Bernie Jessup

RulesEdit

The Big F'N Trucks season is 18 races, with points awarded for qualifying and for advancing through the tournament bracket.

All trucks attempt a solo qualifying run on the course, racing only against the clock. After all 18 trucks have attempted qualifying, the top 16 trucks will make the tournament field. There are 5 out of 18 races in the season where all 18 trucks make the field. Here, the bottom four trucks will compete in the first round, with the two winners joining the other 14 trucks in the round of 16.

Starting with race 6 in Oakland, for 16-truck races, the top 10 trucks in the points standings as of that week will automatically make the field of 16, regardless of qualifying time. This leaves the bottom 8 trucks in the points standings to race for the remaining 6 spots. Qualifying times, however, will still apply to all trucks for bracket seeding and qualifying points. In future seasons, the previous season's points would determine the top 10 for the first five races, but since this is the inaugural season, this does not apply.

All trucks receive 4 points for qualifying and making the field. The top 4 trucks in qualifying receive bonus points, with top qualifier getting 8 points, 2nd getting 7, 3rd getting 6, and 4th getting 5. In 18-truck races, the two trucks that do not advance past the first round only get 2 points.

Trucks receive 5 points for every win in the Round of 16, Quarterfinals, and Semifinals. If a truck wins in the finals, they receive an additional 7 points. This is to ensure that there are no situations where the finalist can score more points than the tournament winner. The max number of points a truck can score is 30 in a given race.

At the end of the 18-race season, the truck with the most points will be declared the Big F'N Trucks Champion.

Point StandingsEdit

After 3 of 18 Races

Truck Driver Pts
1 Clit Punch Bort Reudiger 50
2 Oklahoma City Bomber Doyle Webb 41
3 Amber Alert Winford Law 37
4 Menopause Jackie Simpson 35
5 HCL Broken Facebone Jonny Weber 33
6 Bohemiath Big Daddy Don Bodein 29
7 Wifestomper Bernie Jessup 28
8 Cradle Robber Leland Burgess 26
9 Assmaster II Jesse Schrader 25
9 Semen Extractor Billy Bubkis 25
11 Spastic Colon I.B. Simmons 22
12 Compensator Charlie Hickman 20
13 Genital Giant Roy Humphries 19
14 Horse Brutality Cliff Parks 16
15 Puppy Pounder Doug Soto 12
16 Killer Moth Dexter Holt 11
17 Westboro Crusader Tommy Phelps-Roeper 9
18 Reptile Dysfunction R.C. Manning 6

ResultsEdit

Race ScheduleEdit

Date Stadium City Top Qualifier Race Winner
1 June 23, 2013 Sam Boyd Stadium*Las Vegas, NV Bohemiath Amber Alert
2 July 7, 2013 Qualcomm StadiumSan Diego, CA HCL Broken Facebone HCL Broken Facebone
3 July 27, 2013 Reliant StadiumHouston, TX Oklahoma City Bomber Menopause
4 HHH MetrodomeMinneapolis, MN
5 Lucas Oil Stadium*Indianapolis, IN
6 Oakland-Alameda County ColiseumOakland, CA
7 Louisiana SuperdomeNew Orleans, LA
8 Florida Citrus BowlOrlando, FL
9 Qualcomm Stadium*San Diego, CA
10 Sam Boyd StadiumLas Vegas, NV
11 Reliant StadiumHouston, TX
12 HHH MetrodomeMinneapolis, MN
13 Lucas Oil StadiumIndianapolis, IN
14 Oakland-Alameda County ColiseumOakland, CA
15 Louisiana Superdome*New Orleans, LA
16 Florida Citrus BowlOrlando, FL
17 Qualcomm StadiumSan Diego, CA
18 Sam Boyd Stadium*Las Vegas, NV
  • This is one of 5 18-truck races, where all 18 trucks who qualify will fill the tournament field. All other events are 16-truck races.

Race 1 - Las VegasEdit

Qualifying

Truck Time Order
1 Bohemiath 11.04 6th
2 Clit Punch 11.08 14th
3 Cradle Robber 11.13 2nd
4 Menopause 11.14 8th
5 Amber Alert 11.28 15th
6 Horse Brutality 11.29 16th
7 Spastic Colon 11.34 17th
8 Wifestomper 11.37 4th
9 Semen Extractor 11.39 10th
10 Genital Giant 11.40 12th
11 Oklahoma City Bomber 11.51 1st
12 Puppy Pounder 11.54 9th
13 HCL Broken Facebone 11.57 3rd
14 Assmaster II 11.59 11th
15 Killer Moth 11.86 18th
16 Westboro Crusader 11.88 5th
17 Reptile Dysfunction 12.16 7th
18 Compensator 12.17 13th

Racing

  First Round Second Round QuarterFinals SemiFinals Finals
                                               
        1  Bohemiath  
  16  Westboro Crusader     16  Westboro Crusader    
  17  Reptile Dysfunction          Bohemiath  
     Semen Extractor    
    8  Wifestomper    
  9  Semen Extractor  
     Semen Extractor  
     Amber Alert    
      4  Menopause  
      13  HCL Broken Facebone    
       Menopause  
       Amber Alert  
      5  Amber Alert    
  12  Puppy Pounder  
     Amber Alert
     Clit Punch
      3  Cradle Robber  
      14  Assmaster II    
       Cradle Robber  
       Oklahoma City Bomber    
      6  Horse Brutality    
  11  Oklahoma City Bomber  
     Cradle Robber  
     Clit Punch  
        2  Clit Punch  
  15  Killer Moth     18  Compensator    
  18  Compensator          Clit Punch  
       Genital Giant  
      7  Spastic Colon    
  10  Genital Giant  

Race 2 - San DiegoEdit

Qualifying

Truck Time Order
1 HCL Broken Facebone 8.43 9th
2 Amber Alert 8.60 13th
3 Genital Giant 8.77 7th
4 Compensator 8.98 18th
5 Menopause 9.02 6th
6 Cradle Robber 9.05 1st
7 Semen Extractor 9.06 15th
8 Wifestomper 9.10 12th
9 Killer Moth 9.16 11th
10 Clit Punch 9.19 2nd
11 Oklahoma City Bomber 9.21 10th
12 Bohemiath 9.22 17th
13 Puppy Pounder 9.27 14th
14 Spastic Colon 9.31 8th
15 Assmaster II 9.39 5th
16 Westboro Crusader 9.44 16th
17 Reptile Dysfunction 9.45 4th
18 Horse Brutality 9.86 3rd

Racing

  First round Second round Semifinals Finals
                                     
1  HCL Broken Facebone  
16  Westboro Crusader  
   HCL Broken Facebone  
   
   Killer Moth  
8  Wifestomper
 
9  Killer Moth  
   HCL Broken Facebone  
   Bohemiath1  
4  Compensator  
 
13  Puppy Pounder  
   Compensator
   
   Bohemiath  
5  Menopause
 
12  Bohemiath  
   HCL Broken Facebone
   Clit Punch
3  Genital Giant  
14  Spastic Colon  
   Spastic Colon
   
   Oklahoma City Bomber  
6  Cradle Robber
 
11  Oklahoma City Bomber  
   Oklahoma City Bomber
   Clit Punch  
2  Amber Alert  
15  Assmaster II  
   Amber Alert
   
   Clit Punch  
7  Semen Extractor
10  Clit Punch  

1 - Because Compensator could not race due to a broken chassis, Bohemiath took the spot in the semifinals.

Race 3 - HoustonEdit

Qualifying

Truck Time Order
1 Oklahoma City Bomber 9.89 16th
2 Assmaster II 10.00 17th
3 Horse Brutality 10.03 13th
4 Wifestomper 10.30 1st
5 Spastic Colon 10.40 10th
6 Menopause 10.41 15th
7 Cradle Robber 10.59 4th
8 Clit Punch 10.62 3rd
9 Bohemiath 10.63 14th
10 Semen Extractor 10.68 9th
11 Puppy Pounder 10.70 18th
12 HCL Broken Facebone 10.75 11th
13 Compensator 10.81 12th
14 Genital Giant 10.89 5th
15 Reptile Dysfunction 10.92 2nd
16 Amber Alert 10.93 8th
17 Westboro Crusader 11.23 7th
18 Killer Moth 12.05 6th

Racing

  First round Second round Semifinals Finals
                                     
1  Oklahoma City Bomber  
16  Amber Alert  
   Oklahoma City Bomber  
   
   Clit Punch  
8  Clit Punch
 
9  Bohemiath  
   Oklahoma City Bomber  
   Wifestomper  
4  Wifestomper  
 
13  Compensator  
   Wifestomper
   
   Spastic Colon  
5  Spastic Colon
 
12  HCL Broken Facebone  
   Wifestomper
   Menopause
3  Horse Brutality  
14  Genital Giant  
   Horse Brutality
   
   Menopause  
6  Menopause
 
11  Puppy Pounder  
   Menopause
   Assmaster II  
2  Assmaster II  
15  Reptile Dysfunction  
   Assmaster II
   
   Semen Extractor1  
7  Cradle Robber
10  Semen Extractor  

1 - Because Cradle Robber could not race due to a broken driveshaft, Semen Extractor took the spot in the quarterfinals.

Race 4 - MinneapolisEdit

Qualifying

Truck Time Order
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Racing

  First round Second round Semifinals Finals
                                     
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Race 5 - IndianapolisEdit

Qualifying

Truck Time Order
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Racing

  First Round Second Round QuarterFinals SemiFinals Finals
                                               
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Race 6 - OaklandEdit

Qualifying

Truck Time Order
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Racing

  First round Second round Semifinals Finals
                                     
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Race 7 - New OrleansEdit

Qualifying

Truck Time Order
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Racing

  First round Second round Semifinals Finals
                                     
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Race 8 - OrlandoEdit

Qualifying

Truck Time Order
1
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Racing

  First round Second round Semifinals Finals
                                     
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Race 9 - San DiegoEdit

Qualifying

Truck Time Order
1
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3
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9
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12
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Racing

  First Round Second Round QuarterFinals SemiFinals Finals
                                               
        1    
  16            
  17              
         
    8      
  9    
       
         
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  18              
         
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Race 10 - Las VegasEdit

Qualifying

Truck Time Order
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Racing

  First round Second round Semifinals Finals
                                     
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Race 11 - HoustonEdit

Qualifying

Truck Time Order
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Racing

  First round Second round Semifinals Finals
                                     
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Race 12 - MinneapolisEdit

Qualifying

Truck Time Order
1
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9
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Racing

  First round Second round Semifinals Finals
                                     
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Race 13 - IndianapolisEdit

Qualifying

Truck Time Order
1
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11
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Racing

  First round Second round Semifinals Finals
                                     
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16    
     
   
     
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Race 14 - OaklandEdit

Qualifying

Truck Time Order
1
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3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
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16
17
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Racing

  First round Second round Semifinals Finals
                                     
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16    
     
   
     
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9    
     
     
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Race 15 - New OrleansEdit

Qualifying

Truck Time Order
1
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9
10
11
12
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18

Racing

  First Round Second Round QuarterFinals SemiFinals Finals
                                               
        1    
  16            
  17              
         
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  18              
         
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  10    

Race 16 - OrlandoEdit

Qualifying

Truck Time Order
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12
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17
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Racing

  First round Second round Semifinals Finals
                                     
1    
16    
     
   
     
8  
 
9    
     
     
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Race 17 - San DiegoEdit

Qualifying

Truck Time Order
1
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3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18

Racing

  First round Second round Semifinals Finals
                                     
1    
16    
     
   
     
8  
 
9    
     
     
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13    
   
   
     
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Race 18 - Las VegasEdit

Qualifying

Truck Time Order
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
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14
15
16
17
18

Racing

  First Round Second Round QuarterFinals SemiFinals Finals
                                               
        1    
  16            
  17              
         
    8      
  9    
       
         
      4    
      13      
         
         
      5      
  12    
     
     
      3    
      14      
         
           
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  11    
       
       
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  18              
         
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